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Big Pop Girls 2016 VS Rate - COMPLETE

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by RJF, Dec 5, 2016.

  1. RJF

    RJF

    Hello, and welcome to RJF's Charm School For Wayward Gherls. In today's session, we'll talk about the perfect temperature water should be at for brewing tea, we'll learn how to make macramé dream catchers, we'll discuss the pros and cons of setting a dinner table, and later, when we're all understandably drained, we'll sit quietly and ruminate on the day's lessons.













































    In fact no let's just have a disaster instead.

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    Here we go.

    Well, my babies. We've been through it this year, haven't we? Bowie, Prince, Brexit, Trump, Roxxxy making it to the final in All Stars 2, @strangekin abandoning the Beyoncé Rate, two Top Answer Games, GIFs being unleashed in Off Topic, @Rhombus reaching 100K likes before me. 2016 has been hard, and as I sit here at 11PM on a Sunday night, head banging from a hangover and the ever-present existential dread that comes from being a mid-twenties mess, the world does not provide much comfort in such a tough year.

    Thankfully, however, the world has had a wonderful soundtrack as it makes a giant leap towards oblivion, and unlike any other years, we've not had to go searching under rocks and ocean trenches and forests to find the good stuff. 2016 was the year that pop's top tier finally, collectively, got their fucking shit sorted after a good few years of not being able to pull themselves together at the same time. Not just them; music in general this year has been fantastic, and in general one of the most satisfying twelve months in a long time.

    So here, we gather to celebrate such excellence in the only way that Popjustice knows how: with a brutal, petty melee in which I force you to quantify your opinion on nearly eighty songs, and reveal the running order according to the average ranking said quantification resulted in over the space of a few weeks instead of just revealing the whole list in a night, because drama, meltdowns, fights, fall outs, and fuckery must be assured by creating a hateful pressure cooker of a thread in which only the mad and the damned can survive. 2016 has seen so much uncertainty, but don't worry, my friends. If there's one thing you can always count on, it's this: I will bring you mess. I will bring you hot, shitty, sexy, filthy, glorious mess and rain it down upon your lives until you're begging for mercy. Sexy and hotter let's shut it down. POUND THE ALARM.

    The rules:

    - People have been playing around a lot with the scoring recently, but I'm going to keep it simple. Not only because I can, but because I know some of you are so damn anal that having to decide the difference between a 7.7 and a 7.8 would give you a rash, and I'm not in the mood to coach anyone through their neuroses over a damn pop music game. So you must give every song a score between 0-10, with half marks (1.5, 2.5, etc.) allowed.
    - One song, and one song only, can be given a score of 11. This is not one song per album, this is one song in the whole rate. Your favourite. The one you want to see go all the way.
    - Here's a new one: after submitting your scores to me, I will only allow one score change. Again, this is not one round of score changes were you get a chance to change as many as you want. You get to change one song's score if you have a change of heart on how you feel about it. Everything else is in stone.
    - As always with VS Rates, don't be a fucking prick and troll. Like, anyone bombing out any of these albums are going to come under intense scrutiny from me, and most certainly the thread when the scores are released, so just make everyone's lives a lot easier, and don't bother. If you're here to support one album, then I don't want you here. It's that simple.

    Our contenders, in order of release:

    Rihanna - ANTI

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    1. Consideration (Feat. SZA)
    2. James Joint
    3. Kiss It Better
    4. Work (Feat. Drake)
    5. Desperado
    6. Woo
    7. Needed Me
    8. Yeah, I Said It
    9. Same Ol' Mistakes
    10. Never Ending
    11. Love On The Brain
    12. Higher
    13. Close To You
    14. Goodnight Gotham
    15. Pose
    16. Sex With Me

    Beyoncé - Lemonade

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    1. Pray You Catch Me
    2. Hold Up
    3. Don't Hurt Yourself
    4. Sorry
    5. 6 Inch (Feat. The Weeknd)
    6. Daddy Lessons
    7. Love Drought
    8. Sandcastles
    9. Forward (Feat. James Blake)
    10. Freedom (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
    11. All Night
    12. Formation

    Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

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    1. Moonlight
    2. Dangerous Woman
    3. Be Alright
    4. Into You
    5. Side To Side (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
    6. Let Me Love You (Feat. Lil Wayne)
    7. Greedy
    8. Leave Me Lonely (Feat. Macy Gray)
    9. Everyday (Feat. Future)
    10. Sometimes
    11. I Don't Care
    12. Bad Decisions
    13. Touch It
    14. Knew Better/Forever Boy
    15. Thinking Bout You
    16. Focus
    17. Step It Up
    18. Jason's Song

    Katy Perry - Rise

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    1. Rise

    Britney Spears - Glory

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    1. Invitation
    2. Make Me (Feat. G-Eazy)
    3. Private Show
    4. Man On The Moon
    5. Just Luv Me
    6. Clumsy
    7. Do You Wanna Come Over?
    8. Slumber Party
    9. Just Like Me
    10. Love Me Down
    11. Hard To Forget Ya
    12. What You Need
    13. Better
    14. Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortés)
    15. Liar
    16. If I'm Dancing
    17. Coupure Électrique
    18. Mood Ring

    Lady Gaga - Joanne

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    1. Diamond Heart
    2. A-YO
    3. Joanne
    4. John Wayne
    5. Dancin' In Circles
    6. Perfect Illusion
    7. Million Reasons
    8. Sinner's Prayer
    9. Come To Mama
    10. Hey Girl (Feat. Florence Welch)
    11. Angel Down
    12. Grigio Girls
    13. Just Another Day

    VOTING CLOSES ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

    GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.


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  2. RJF

    RJF

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  3. RJF

    RJF

    LEADERBOARD

    1. Into You - 9.831
    2. Kiss It Better - 9.673
    3. Formation - 9.637
    4. All Night - 9.263
    5. Sorry - 9.237
    6. Touch It - 9.209
    7. Love On The Brain - 9.137
    8. Thinking Bout You - 8.824
    9. Needed Me - 8.809
    10. Slumber Party - 8.799
    11. Freedom - 8.759
    12. Same Ol' Mistakes - 8.699
    13. 6 Inch (Feat. The Weeknd) - 8.629
    14. Hold Up - 8.626
    15. Dancin' In Circles - 8.622
    16. Knew Better / Forever Boy - 8.619
    17. Side To Side (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - 8.615
    18. If I'm Dancing - 8.439
    19. Everyday (Feat. Future) - 8.435
    20. Diamond Heart - 8.421
    21. John Wayne - 8.417
    22. Make Me...(Feat. G-Eazy) - 8.403
    23. Pray You Catch Me - 8.385
    24. Don't Hurt Yourself - 8.378
    25. Consideration (Feat. SZA) - 8.356
    26. Work (Feat. Drake) - 8.353
    27. Daddy Lessons - 8.309
    28. Joanne - 8.284
    29. Perfect Illusion - 8.281
    30. A-YO - 8.255
    31. Greedy - 8.191
    32. Do You Wanna Come Over? - 8.187
    33. Bad Decisions - 8.162
    34. Man On The Moon - 8.097
    35. Desperado - 8.018
    36. Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortés) - 8.011
    37. Million Reasons - 8.004
    38. Dangerous Woman - 7.982
    39. Be Alright - 7.903
    40. Sometimes - 7.881
    41. Mood Ring - 7.853
    42. Moonlight - 7.802
    43. Angel Down - 7.766
    44. Love Drought - 7.759
    45. Close To You - 7.752
    46. Invitation - 7.723
    47. Just Luv Me - 7.662
    48. Grigio Girls - 7.568
    49. Never Ending - 7.547
    50. Let Me Love You (Feat. Lil Wayne) - 7.511
    51. Sinner's Prayer - 7.457
    52. Hey Girl (Feat. Florence Welch) - 7.453
    53. Liar - 7.421
    54. Love Me Down - 7.349
    55. Come To Mama - 7.248
    56. Yeah, I Said It - 7.241
    57. Better - 7.133
    58. Higher - 7.04
    59. Sandcastles - 6.946
    60. Coupure Électrique - 6.874
    61. Hard To Forget Ya - 6.849
    62. Just Like Me - 6.824
    63. Sex With Me - 6.784
    64. James Joint - 6.759
    65. Woo - 6.665
    66. Just Another Day - 6.209
    67. Leave Me Lonely (Feat. Macy Gray) - 6.004
    68. I Don't Care - 5.888
    69. Focus - 5.831
    70. Clumsy - 5.683
    71. What You Need - 5.46
    72. Forward (Feat. James Blake) - 5.45
    73. Step On Up - 5.284
    74. Private Show - 5.27
    75. Jason's Song (Gave It Away) - 5.216
    76. Pose - 5.064
    77. Rise - 3.928
    78. Goodnight Gotham - 3.817
     
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  4. RJF

    RJF

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  5. Followed by everyone immediately posting and fucking it up.

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  6. RJF

    RJF

    PLEASE.
     
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  7. I'm ready.
     
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  9. YOU'RE THE WORST
     
  10. LTG

    LTG

    Yath
     
  11. I already deleted mine 'cause I support this cause and have a lot of sympathy for Rabid Jason Fanatic.


    But here it is again.


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  12. RJF

    RJF

    Oh my God @Robsolete has already voted. Queen.
     
  13. I feel bad for Rise since it's going to be the first song eleminated tbh
     
  14. Fuck yeah it will.
     
  15. Solenciennes

    Solenciennes Moderator

    I have cleansed the thread with some home made lemonade
     
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  17. Solenciennes

    Solenciennes Moderator

    Also not you including 5 bonus tracks or whatever that I hadn't considered (and Rise), guess I won't be done until tomorrow night then
     
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  18. LTG

    LTG

    What about Jason's Song/Goodnight Gotham?
     
  19. Solenciennes

    Solenciennes Moderator

    What about Into You
     
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  20. Oh good, that means I can send this hate PM I have drafted.
     
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