Yes, it’s finally here. The Natalia Kills discography rate! And not only are there multiple albums… There’s multiple pseudonyms too! With exactly 52 songs we take on Natalia’s prepubescent rapping years (Verbalicious), her MySpace venture (Natalia Cappuccini), her most infamous moments (Natalia Kills), her band post X-factor (Cruel Youth), and her bathroom (The Powder Room)! Take a look at the rules and songs below: No trolling. It’s going to be hard since most of Natalia’s songs are 10s but don’t. Rank songs 1-10 with one favorited 11… Decimals are allowed. For songs with different versions, choose the version you prefer (Don’t let will.i.am ruin your score of Free) Leave comments when you feel necessary. Commentary is always welcome. Spoiler: PM List Don’t Play Nice Hey Boy Ain’t My Fault Real Woman Numerology Body Body Language Chivalry Is Dead Plain Jane Wonderland Free Kill My Boyfriend Break You Hard Zombie Love Is A Suicide Mirrors Not In Love Acid Annie Superficial Broke Heaven Nothing Lasts Forever If I Was God Television Problem Stop Me Boys Don’t Cry Daddy’s Girl Saturday Night Devils Don’t Fly Outta Time Controversy Rabbit Hole Watching You Marlboro Lights Trouble Everything Was Beautiful Alexis Texas Mr. Watson I Don’t Love You Florida Blues Hatefuck Diamond Days I Want It Now Birds 2 Is Better Champagne Showers You Can’t Get In My Head Lights Out (Go Crazy) Activate My Heart Hush Trouble (Remix) 1974 RATES DUE OCTOBER 1ST (This date may likely change/ This is my first rate so brace yourselves)
Don’t Play Nice Hey Boy (55:13 re-labeled LoveGame) Ain’t My Fault (press play on first option) Real Woman Numerology Body Body Language Chivalry Is Dead Plain Jane Wonderland Free Kill My Boyfriend Break You Hard Zombie Love Is A Suicide Mirrors Not In Love Acid Annie Superficial Broke Heaven Nothing Lasts Forever If I Was God Television Problem Stop Me Boys Don’t Cry Daddy’s Girl Saturday Night Devils Don’t Fly Outta Time Controversy Rabbit Hole Watching You Marlboro Lights Trouble Everything Was Beautiful Alexis Texas Mr. Watson I Don’t Love You Florida Blues Hatefuck Diamond Days I Want It Now Birds 2 Is Better Champagne Showers You Can’t Get In My Head Lights Out (Go Crazy) Activate My Heart Hush Trouble (Remix) 1974
Deserved more fame than what she gets. She kinda ruined it a bit with the whole X Factor thing but still
Actually her whole debut album as Verbalicious leaked in 2014, but it's not much to bother about. New Kid is my favourite from that era though. Can't wait!
I figured If I included the whole album it would just fill the first 10 eliminations, so I limited it down to one song, and the two singles.
I'm intrigued to find out if Alexis Texas is actually about the actress. (If you don't know who I'm talking about, don't google her because it's NSFW)
Scores are in. Verbalicious - 6.7 Natalia Cappuccini - 6.0 Perfectionist - 8.6 Trouble - 8.8 Cruel Youth - 4.9 Extras - 6.8
