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PJ00s 5: Choose Your Own (Mis)adventure :: 6 days to VOTE!

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by Hudweiser, Feb 20, 2018.

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    Here we are again. Like any good franchise, the sequels just keep on going as the beast refuses to be beaten.

    So it's time to look back across the years, to the 2000s, find a little known tune that you think the rest of us will love, and send that sucka!

    Rules. Boooooo
    General inclusion/exclusion criteria for entries:

      • must have been first released between 01.01.2000-12.31.2009
      • no UK top 20 hits
      • no US top 20 hits
      • no tracks from a US or UK top 10 album
      • no covers or prominent samples of famous songs
      • no songs (or covers of songs) that have competed in the Eurovision Song Contest (semi-finals or finals)
      • relatively unknown/underrated on Popjustice - so as a general benchmark, nothing from an artist with more than 10 pages of discussion on PJ (across all their artist threads)
      • no entry that has been previously entered in a previous round of PJ00s (list of past entries here), PJSC (see the wiki), or PJOPS (list of entries here; the '00s crossover round list can be found here)
    Songs that fail these criteria should be vetoed by the round host. Songs that pass these criteria should be PMed to the veto panel for their decisions, with at least a 2/3 majority vote required for a song to be be included in the contest.

    Repeat artists guideline:
    - the same act (in any form - solo, group, featured, etc.) cannot be entered in two consecutive rounds, or in more than 3 out of 10 total consecutive rounds
    - for the winner of each round, that artist cannot be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured) for the subsequent TEN rounds
    - for songs that didn't win the previous round - no artists who were entered in that round can be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured, etc.) in the next round
    - for the winner of each round, that artist cannot be entered again (in any form - solo, group, featured) for the subsequent five rounds
    - if the same artist wins two rounds of PJ00s in any form (solo artist, group, feature, etc.), that artist is no longer eligible for future PJ00s rounds

    For reference:
    PJ00s acts that have featured twice in the previous ten rounds (only one more entry is allowed up until the 10th consecutive round):
    - Briskeby (round 2, round 4)
    - Neko Case (round 1 as part of The New Pornographers, round 3 as a solo artist)

    PJ00s winning acts:
    - Ellie Campbell (round 1, eligible again in round 11)
    - Aurora (round 2, eligible again in round 12)
    - Rhona (round 3, eligible again in round 13)
    - Brandi Carlile (round 4, eligible again in round 14)

    Voting rules:

      • You can award points to 10 entries per round. Award points ranging from 12, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 (with 12 points going to your favorite entry).
      • Only people who submitted a participating song can vote.
      • Entrants cannot vote for their own submission.
      • All entrants who fail to vote by the host's deadline will have their final scores be cut in half.
    Repeat non-voter policy:

    Non-voters negatively impact both themselves and everyone who voted for them. Therefore, participants who fail to cast their ballots by the voting deadline for two consecutive rounds, or for 3 non-consecutive rounds out of 5 sequential rounds, will be banned from entering the next 5 rounds.


    Submission: February 20th to March 4th :: PM @Hudweiser - Artist > Title > Link

    Voting: March 5th to March 24th

    Veto Panel this round: @iheartpoptarts @londonrain @Mina
    Defending Champion (Scream Queen): @happiestgirl


    "What is all this Choose Your Own Adventure shit, Hud?"

    Let's find out who you'd be in a horror movie... Are you the shy, demure final girl who'll rise from the ashes of dead friends to kick ass? Are you the hot jock everyone wants who is ultimately too concerned with sex to see the threat? Or are you the scheming bitchy girl on a path of social destruction to rival that of the killer? Or maybe you are the wackadoo - angry over some long-ago transgression that's turned you to slicing up nubile hotties on your weekends?

    How will this be determined? Stupidly.

    First point of call is to pick a number from 1 to 30 - relax, there are multiples of each. I'll let you know if all the 3's or 12's are snagged so you can re-pick.

    Then browse these lovely photographs and let me know - in order - which three most appeal to you. No explanation needed as to why, just go with your gut.

    Be warned though, not everyone can be Jamie Lee Curtis and your choices will set you on a path to glory or the grave...

    Example: #22 F, G, C

    This gets fed into the rollodex of fate and you'll all be informed of your character as the horror begins to unfold after submissions are closed.

    Choose wisely.

    Last edited: Feb 21, 2018
  2. Cliques:

    Final Girls
    Mina -- Nancy Thompson
    Russron -- Cass
    Harry Ezra -- Sidney Prescott
    cutlery -- Molly
    Oleander -- Raffy
    iheartpoptarts -- Alice

    Loyal Best Friends
    saviodxl -- Vanessa
    Jeffo -- Helen
    iggypig -- Rachel
    Zar-Unity -- Liz

    Ray -- Alfred
    Hudweiser -- Clear
    2014 -- Erin
    Zarjazz -- JJ
    One Stop Candy Shop -- Audrey
    KamikazeHeart -- Damian

    Bitchy Girls
    DJHazey -- Kelly Meeker
    Island -- Olivia
    chanex -- Madison Penrose
    send photo -- Jo
    JamesJupiter -- Elsa Shivers
    GhettoPrincess -- Melissa
    happiestgirl -- Delores

    Ironheade -- Tiffany
    Sprocky -- Billy
    berserkboi -- DEATH
    Empty Shoebox -- Fox
    ComeOnGloria -- Brenda
    soratami -- Charlie Rotter
    unnameable -- Jason Voorhees
    Untouchable Ace -- Carter Horton
    Filippa -- Chloe Grefe
    popknark2 -- Piper Shaw
    TRAVVV -- Roy/Fake Jason
    tylerc904 -- Mrs Slater
    br0dy -- Mick Taylor

    Inanimate Objects of Deeeeath
    WowWowWowWow -- Ornamental Unicon
    New Flame -- Buddha Statue
    Derek -- Party Horn
    rawkey -- Bed Sheets
    CorgiCorgiCorgi -- Mirror
    Remorque -- Garage Door

    Robsolete -- Derek
    riiiiiii -- Duncan

    londonrain -- Andy
    NuhdeensPassport -- Glazer
    haps -- Col. Shelton
    kermit_the_frog -- Unnamed Jock
    ufint -- Trent

    Fluffy Animals of Love
    Lego -- Claude the Cat

    Stupid Teenagers So Far:

    Chief br0dy
    The GhettoPrincess Bride of Chucky
    "Sarah gets skewered like a fucking" Iggypig
    Boom! Boom! Boom! Kamikaze Through the Heart
    What's green & red and goes 100mph?: kermit_the_frog_in_a_blender
    One Stop Butcher Shop
    RawkeyHorrorPictureShow (Rawkey came up with this themself)
    Riiiiiiiii-turn to Sleepaway Camp
    dead end photo
    The Hills TRAVVV Eyes
    The Ty Ty Man Part 904
    H.P. Lovecraft's The Unnameable
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2018 at 8:16 PM
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    Janet Leon - Heartache on the Dance Floor
    Michelle Marsh - I Don't Do
    Nivea - Don't Mess With the Radio
    Kathleen Edwards - In State
    Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
    Anais Mitchell - Your Fonder Heart
    Kim-Lian - Road to Heaven
    Plumb - Real
    Sweet Coffee - Start Believin'
    Jentina - Mysterious
    Charlotte Perelli - Bullet
    Tokyo Incidents - OSCA
    Collin Raye feat Bobbie Eakes - Loving This Way
    Sally Shapiro - I'll Be By Your Side
    Amanda - Everybody Doesn't
    The Faders - Jump
    VS - Don't I Treat You Good
    Elvira Nikolaisen - Love I Can't Defend
    Chicks on Speed - Yes I Do
    Geena Lisa - Wheel of Time
    Ana Johnsson - Cuz I Can
    Tantalize - Definition (Of A Bitch) / Audio only
    Brielle Davis - Take It Off
    Gin Wigmore - Hey Ho
    V Factory - Love Struck
    Jennifer Love Hewitt - You
    Stina Nordenstam - Everyone Else in the World
    Megan McCauley - Tap That
    Hitomi Yaida - B'coz I Love You
    Delerium feat. Kreesha Turner - Dust in Gravity
    The Presets - This Boy's in Love
    Richard Hawley - The Ocean
    Soccx - Scream Out Loud
    Hoku - Another Dumb Blonde
    Camille Jones - Difficult Guys
    Client - Pornography
    Anna Nalick - Breathe (2am)
    Wildboys ft. Ameerah - The Sound of Missing You
    Rosie Ribbons - Good Thing
    Sarah Blasko - Planet New Year
    Asobi Seksu - Thursday
    Bugz in the Attic feat. Mpho - Booty La La
    Velvet Angels - Leftovers
    Sneaky Sound System - UFO
    Genki Rockets - Heavenly Star
    Birth - Sure Took Magic
    The Long Blondes - Once and Never Again
    Lisa Mitchell - Neopolitan Dreams
    Sphere - My Baby's Gone
    Juli - Perfekte Welle


    Songs not on Spotify:
    Velvet Angels - Leftovers
    Wildboys ft. Ameerah - The Sound of Missing You
    Rosie Ribbons - Good Thing
    Soccx - Scream Out Loud
    Hoku - Another Dumb Blonde
    Hitomi Yaida - B'coz I Love You
    Tantalize - Definition (Of A Bitch)
    Geena Lisa - Wheel of Time
    VS - Don't I Treat You Good
    Jentina - Mysterious
    Kim-Lian - Road to Heaven
    Janet Leon - Heartache on the Dance Floor
    Nivea - Don't Mess With the Radio
    Ana Johnsson - Cuz I Can (regional)
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2018
  4. I'm too quick at this. Song, Number, and Photo Choices submitted!
    WowWowWowWow and Mina like this.
  5. When I try to discern what the hidden meaning of the images may be

  6. Just sent a veto bait, number and photo!

    londonrain, soratami, DJHazey and 3 others like this.
  7. The movie round was last round, sis.
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2018
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    Me: Well, I won't have time to do– *accidentally submits* –oh.
  9. Yas nothing like a bit of psychoanalysis to go with a song contest. Iconic theme.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
  10. Well, I have fired the first of my potential entries.
    In this contest, my analogy is that my submissions are 12 gauge cartridges and I'm using a shotgun with an underbarrel magazine, so that I can load them one at a time.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
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    I sent two at once, because both will get vetoed anyway, so this saves me time.

    It kind of is veto bait.
    londonrain, Empty Shoebox and Mina like this.
  13. Hang on, I'd better write down who's on the veto panel in case I get shouted at again.
    Untouchable Ace, londonrain and Mina like this.
  14. Some of y'all really want to die gruesomely.

    I made the boyfriend pick my photo and number randomly.
  15. Don't think we don't try it too.
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  16. Not sure what you were aiming for, but you've put this in my head now.

    Would you believe that no-one has nominated that for the Melfest rate?
    KamikazeHeart, WowWowWowWow and Mina like this.
  17. Explained the theme to the boyfriend. He said:

  18. I know someone who is not surprised by that news

  19. Entered. Doing the horror pick show later!
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