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Discussion in 'TV + Film' started by Smoke My Cigar, May 30, 2009.

  1. For once I'm on Dorit's side. The 4 of them are talking behind Erika's back at how 'weird' and rude it was for her to stay at the hotel so I applaud Dorit for actually doing something about it. But I'm glad there's finally some drama this season.
  2. I love how much Camille hates Dorit. The whole thing is ridiculous, but the least Erika could have done was tell Teddi why she wanted to leave and go to a hotel... She's rude.
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  3. Camille is no match for Dorit.
  4. This Camille, maybe, but season 1 Camille is ruthless. She would chew Dorit up and spit her out in PK's ugly toad face.
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  5. Teddi said this about Erika in her blog.

    "What we later discovered that night— and what you didn’t see—was that her assistant had already driven to Dana Point separately and got a hotel room for her. Again, I didn’t have a problem with her leaving to stay in a hotel—I offered that option when I invited everyone. The issue is why spend the day pretending you’re going to stay over, but as soon as the camera crew leaves you have your assistant come pick you up? It’s not like Erika came to us at the end of the night to say she wasn’t feeling well and thought she’d feel better sleeping in a hotel. No. She asked me to call in a pass for her assistant who then arrived at my security gate. Erika then left so abruptly—and without explanation—that it was clear she had planned to stay at the hotel all along. I don’t think you can use the “I was embarrassed” excuse when the previous day you were explaining your situation in great detail to everyone but me apparently."
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  6. The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 4 finale was amazing. The only thing that bothered me is that like in Season 3, they have an EXPLOSIVE dinner to wrap the show up but cut it short when you know there's a lot more seething and insults hurled around to be seen.

    Lydia, Gina and Janet stood out this episode, Janet for the worse.

    Lydia looked fucking incredible in that Lycra dress and hat multi-fabric jacket. She was absolutely radiant. It was a scream that she invited everyone to this final dinner to then have a written speech, completely roasting all the girls bar Gina, Venus and Gamble. Lydia had an amazing moment when she was arguing about Janet calling her fat then says "I look amazing tonight and do you know why? BECAUSE I'M ON A DIET!!!!!" ICONIC.

    Gina was on form and was NOT having one bar of Salty Sally or Janet. She really spoke her truth through lashes of insults. Gina freezing Sally out and holding her fingers like a cross to ward evil away was hilarious. Her rehash of "You're compiling a dossier of...." moment was a nice nod to her showdown with Andrea in Season One. I am glad that Gina stuck to her guns about Janet being a drunk. Gina saying to both Janet and Sally, "You two can get fucked" then walking out of the dinner with her HIDEOUS over the top fur (hopefully faux) jacket over her shoulders was hilariously dramatic.

    Janet just proved how awful she is. She really stood out on how awful she is and craps on about her opinion as fact. I hope its true with the article released (and quickly removed) that Janet will NOT be returning.

    Venus coming for Janet in the way she did shows that she has potential to be an incredible housewife.

    Sally, Gamble and Jackie were a bit blah but Jackie's comment "I'm glad you finally got a job" to Lydia was completely relished. Sally had one good scene this entire season and that was her husbands ashes being spread which showed a nice side to her. Gamble's lip sync fail was hilarious too with her MOR song.

    I hope that they have a cast shake up for Season 5. I'd like to see the lineup be:


    Time will tell!
  7. Camille's obvious dislike for Dorit is almost as potentially amazing as Teddi's complete disdain for Erika (and visa versa). I wish Teddi would step it up and call Erika out, because it does more or less seem like she's "untouchable" after Dorit tried it but ended up becoming her new bestie.
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  8. Lydia talking about Jackie: “She sleeps all day and talks to the dead”

  9. I feel the same except I'd keep Janet and get rid of Jackie. Sally is easily the weakest link.

    Gamble's performance was laughable. Even though I don't like Sally, it was nice to see her have a personal moment with the husband's ashes.

    Lydia's mum and her interaction was so cute. Lydia's reaction to Jackie's job comment was brilliant. Venus offending Janet for bringing up her age when it's the truth, gosh Janet has a stick up her ass. Then Lydia brings up Janet's Ronald McDonald eyebrows. OH MY GOD! "Let's just lower that down" Gina brushing off Sally was brilliant and "high mileage, low rent" at Janet.

    Janet is honestly vile even though she's entertaining. All she can come up with is "oh what a load of shit" and not being able to defend her actions. Honestly if she has been chucked off the show then good cos it'll teach her a lesson but Sally and Jackie for me bring less entertainment.

    Can you post the reunion trailer if there is one?
  10. I've been re watching Season 7 of NY and I feel like we don't talk about Dorinda seeing her husband in the Balloon enough.
  11. My favourite running joke on the Bitch Sesh Facebook group is people taking photos of random balloons and saying “Richard visited me at work today”
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  12. I haven't seen one posted anywhere yet. I'm curious!
  13. A reunion trailer didn’t air at the end of the episode which I found odd. Hopefully it’s uploaded to the YouTube page soon.

    This season’s Melbourne finale felt like it was cut short, as @Blayke said. It seems like a lot more happened during dinner that was left out. I agree that Janet came off quite badly at this dinner, and while I’m not convinced Sally did call Gina a wog bitch, I think there’s something off about Sally and she might actually be quite nasty herself.
  14. The BH drama seems to be amping up but at the same time it seems like we're reaching the ceiling of how far they will go.

    At least we'll get belligerent Kyle and Drunk Rinna next week.
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  15. You stupid s...woman.
  16. Something IS off with Erika this season. It's like the facade of her brand is slowly starting to crack. The whole hotel room thing is fine but I don't get why she was so awkward about it herself. It's kind of funny she's all about promoting self-confidence when she is obviously socially awkward and insecure at times. I think it would be way more positive for her brand if she showed some vulnerability once in a while.

    And then to shoe-horn that scene in with Tom which felt more like a business meeting....gurllll. You need to get real.
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  17. Agree Erika's response was weird.
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  18. SCREAM at Ramona in a wheelchair. This vacation already looks messy.

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  19. I really liked the Melbourne finale but at the same time I think that Melbourne really shows its weakness the further the season goes on. None of the drama is resolved and it gets a bit stale after a while. The fact that they tried to end on the same note as season 3 made things worse because season 3's operatic ending was actually creative and genius at the time. This just felt like a poor retread.

    I feel like Janet and Jackie will not be returning but then again, it'll probably be ages before we see another season.
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  20. I haven't seen the Melbourne episodes and I'm quite upset that I have only two episodes left and we don't know when the next season will come. I will miss these Aussie/bogan/WOG whores.

    As for RHOBH, I think @truman is right, this is the height of the drama that we will reach with this franchise, unless they recast Brandi or Kim who are considered loose cannons, since Rina can't be arsed to do any of the dirty work anymore. I kinda lived for the moment season 1 Camille appeared beyond the confessionals and shoved her boobs in front of Dorit while saying, "WELL, YOU CALLED ME A STUPID C U NEXT TUESDAY/THURSDAY."

    ERIKA JAYNE IS friends with the housewives only on camera shocker - beetch please, they all know this is a job, she was just smart enough to EXIT when it was needed and then sleep in a nicer place than what Teddi's beach house looked like. She didn't marry an old man to be shacked up with a bunch of bitter queens. But then again I do think it's part of her being guarded and she just didn't wanna be drunk with the girls and getting caught on cam. Mr Girardi would've halted her expenses for the entire year.
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