Alphableat

Happy Belated Born This Day!

May you always be a twit, degenerate, young rebel and, most importantly, proud of it!

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Oh hai you. Cute instagramzzzz

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When We're Up In The Club
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All eyes on us.

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I'M GLAD.

How's travelling the world, you A class jet setter?

HOW IS TRAVELLING.

Good luck with the travels.

Don't die.

Always use a condom.

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Glad to see you have landed safely and London got rid of you just in time for Fashion Week~~ xoxox

Also, serving up some even creepier ovine realness:

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Ah, I'm the opposite! I hope to plunging myself into gainful employment very soon. My post count may fall even further behind Keifer et al...!

I hope you are enjoying your travels so far! I get a buzz from just nipping down to the local Tesco, so I can't imagine how exciting this all is for you. Travel safely!

(And believe me, I know! Unfortunately, I'm trying to scrape together some cash to buy a new Photoshop package, as the one I have at the moment just ain't cutting it any more, hence the delay.)

Oh God, I think i've deleted those nudes now. Hold up... I shall see.

IM ADDICTED TO COSMETIC SURGERY OK?!

Glow? Moon? OH MY.

Rude.

Literally had no idea what that meant. Google is my friend.

I believe 'ay up duck' would be an appropriate response.

Ahhh, bleaty. Such a fine specimen.

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Well he was like a 6, but heyho every 6 needs a 9 ~~
When you get to my position you can't afford to be fussy!

Um hello to the cute Tailor!... I was about to go book my fitting.
Our Saturday nights are clearly so cutting edge haha.