R Kelly is going to jail
I hiked fifty damn miles this weekend and I've just come home to a jury duty summons.
I'm going back into the wild.
I Don't Wanna Know
Highest Score = 10 x 9 @askew @blissteria @Cotton Park @ctrclub @finito @MmmDani @Petty Mayonnaise...
Me 4.5 years into mine.
Gone to the pub with my friend to celebrate and she’s brought this man she met on Hinge and he just confessed he’s a Tory and now they’re...
I am so ready.
@Vasilios your impact!
Start my PhD today
It's my undisclosed birthday today and ive already likened my ass to a celebratory cake that requires a candle to be blown. Chuckles. Im...
'Moments Of Pleasure' on Director's Cut is incredible. If the original was Kate literally crying about how cruel life can be and how we...
I’ve been noticing the past couple of days just how long my arms are.
Now I know Azealia isn't criticizing violently removing marshmallow chicken heads....
Hungover in my barber's chair and accidentally touched his ass
Firm as a mf
Jesus Christ died on the cross at the age of 33... and 33 is the number of kilograms I've officially lost!
I was gonna start a...
The way I made that post just before applying for my Master in Barcelona and today /6 months later I crossed the city with my flatmates...
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