Hhhnnnggg creep on us through the opacity of the Popjustice Forum ha vessel of stealth a biT. [IMG] You gave us quite the scare when you decided to up and leave without so much as an apathetic adieu. [IMG] And then of course Rosalita Juanita Fajita decided to pull a similar stunt by packing ha bags and chasing your sunset. The Express-Yourself-Gate teas were SCALDTING. [IMG] I immediately was so sick by these betrayals and upset that I was tempted to turn over and go back to sleep. But, inspired by the indefatigable courage and resilience shown by the good sis Asia, I resolved to convert the infidels and halt the heathens nonetheless. [IMG] Oh yes. Shade was tendered, bishes were tolled, [IMG] Receipts were printed, the hot tea did scoldT.
... oh, but tell me, dearest Immy, hast thou defected to Katy Keene in thine exile? [IMG] I see you promulgating these falsities concerning the true geneSIS of green hair on my wall. [IMG] I guess stabbing the good sis Gloria Grandbilt in the back is the thing now. *side-eye emoji* [IMG] Hmm well do come back, IAMAHO. I've missed your blend of subtle sass and sly shade. [IMG]
I_CANNOT_USE_REAL_WORDS_PROPERLY_ the lowkey departure and return. First Rita Jonas Fenton, now you. My impact. [IMG] What is that mess Lord Googoo doing in that gif though? [IMG]
RJF couldn't even make it a fortnight and that was after a tear soaked goodbye yet here we are, going on two months without so much as a PM. [IMG] I thought we were... boys [IMG]
Where have you fecked off to? Did the Do What U Want video make you roll your eyes so far into the back of your skull that you can no longer see? [IMG] Did you wake up pregnant? [IMG] Did you go on a vacay to convalesce? [IMG] Or did you just get your sorry ass banned AGAIN??? [IMG] Well hurry back because the ARTPOP thread keeps trying to eat itself and there are only so many jokes about Slow Lorises and posts accusing trolls of witchcraft I can make to try and stop it.
Ok so you were over a week early with this, but I appreciate it all the same! I had a very terrible birthday to be honest, but 24 isn't exactly a biggie so I didn't mind too much. I wish I had time to post more, but sadly 'the real world' is full of shitty 'responsibilities' and all that. Ahhhh take me back to school! How are you?
I'm calling cause I need you [IMG] Get here and I'll make it worth your while [IMG] You know how bad I can get [IMG] And you know how good I can be [IMG]
Are you still COMATOSE from trying to get through Lana her ULTRAVALIUM? Where the review? The panning? The LASHINGS? Where it at bae? [IMG]
I see you [IMG] Giving me the cold shoulder [IMG] Depriving me of your affections [IMG] IMHO ha loyalty to RKL [IMG]
My RATPOP could mean anything 'HO 'HO!!! [IMG] I've always used the music to a certain degree; sprint to R2D2 his album rate results if you doubt me. I don't think it's Lord Googoo his best work percy, and I still have valid complaints about Viscount Gargoyle his collaborateurs (portmanteau of collaborators and saboteurs, that's for the kidz hew stayed in schewl) but I still use the majority, especially the good sis Venus its Bad Romance tier power. It's every other aspect of the 'campaign' I have/had a problem with tbh. The hooks and choruses are stronger on CHARTDROP than on born this way though, that's the tea, fuck the GP, pawz up, lil monsta 4 lyfe. [IMG]
Everybody's got a secret [IMG] Tell me yours and I'ma keep it [IMG] Yeah there is nothing to hide [IMG] I still love you boo, even if you don't
