The VMAs are cheaper than actual valium
@beyoncésweave looking fresh sis.
I always knew I’d take out @2014 and then myself in one fell swoop
Happy birthday @Solenciennes! xx I baked you a special something to celebrate the occasion
I remember when I was on the leaderboard and @IMHO said it was because of gayola and
Ariana: babes sweetener is a fun album that feels like agave and joy and love :) ♡
my Sad Gay ass gravitating towards Better Off on...
My two year old iPhone starting to act weird right when they’re about to announce the new ones
Imogen Ho still being on there despite posting only twice in 2018...wowza
It seems she is a leaderboard girl now.
I have to say, once I realised I had accidentally bellowed "fabrics!" in a central Soho post office, I retroactively got my...
I overheard this exchange in the post office last week.
Cashier: What’s the value of the parcel?
Person: ...like, sentimental value?
Not @Solenciennes' birthday affecting us all.
I was posting a parcel to my sister, the cashier asked what was inside, and I panicked and...
Bit arrogant thinking you’ll live that long tho
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