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Jonathan27
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    1. Oceandrive
      Oceandrive
      Ruining our relationship and dragging me over Carly Rae Jepson, are we precious? I'm sure your stepchildren will enjoy her album

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    2. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      I love you for worse or for better,

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      I would wait for ever and ever,

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      Broke your heart, I'll put it back together,

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      I would wait for ever and ever

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      And that's how it works, that's how you get the guuuuuurrrrrl, gurl.

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      The good bumpkin Sniful ha eco-friendliness better continue to reduce, re-use and recycle'T my gifs though.

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    3. Sinful
      Sinful
      I've stopped playing and can now hear your cries and please.

      Come and stan with me a taD.

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      P.S The album is perfect, crying all the live-long day.
    4. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      I wish you would come back,

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      ... wish I'd never hung up the phone like I did, I ...

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      ... wish you knew that I'll never forget you as long as I live and I ...

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      ... wish you were right here, right now, it's all good ...

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      ... I wish you would.

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    5. Sinful
      Sinful
      I'm sorry I can't hear you over all the slaying.

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    6. Sinful
      Sinful
      Soz, too busy bopping to Style all my god damn life'T.

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    7. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      The blessed DELUGE'T. Rain came pouring down, when I was drowning, that's when I could finally breathe. I. Am. CLEAN'TTTTTTTT

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      The torrential downpour of the holy monsoon has washed away your dandelion crown. Only I can perform the Thirteen Wonders and make a path to the Stylebow's end.

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      BuT we will continue to FARM and BAWP together in the Bumpkin Patch munching, crunching and lunching on the fruits of the sacred tomato harvest while the city folk stay simmer'T, seethe'T and starve'T.

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    8. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      Hnnnghh'T Jake's flannels are ASH and the cursèd scarf that the Bumpkween left at Maggie's house continues to heX, jinX and suck fuX.

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      I have no root, fruit or cereal with which to brew my stew. Blight has struck the crop, an Irish Famine tea. Nothing is left to sustain me but Taylor's Brimstone of snippets on French instagrams and Woods on an eternal loop.

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      Why does the Lord punish us like this? What sins have been committed in Sodom and Bumpkinmorrah??

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    9. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      I_CANNOT_USE_REAL_WORDS_PROPERLY_ Tayses has begun ha descent from Sinai with the 13 Commandments and will smelt'T, grind'T and scatter'T the golden calf worshippers.

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      But why does the Sadist Chanteuse abuse us like this precious?

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      Why does she tease, tase, and torture us like a forlorn, fallow field?

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      Why does she allow ha bumpkins to SLASH and BURN every damn tomato crop we worked so harT to nourish and nurture, watered with the tears we shed to Out Of The Woods, to puncture our tractor tires while she punctures the atria of our hearts???

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    10. PLUTO
      PLUTO
      Bumpkins serving those scalTing Salem Witch Trial teas. Goody Swift better accuse, abuse and chanteuse the dungaree deceivers into the confession [SUB][SUP]litter[/SUP][/SUB] box.

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      The lashings.

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      The butternut squashings.

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      The reminders to spay or neuter your cats.

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      Come for me and my embarrassing playcounts a wheelbarrow'T though.

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      Not even ashamed. Let me go listen to it on a loop for another 20 (twenty) hours before the Gospel of Becky is delivered.

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    13. EnsnareTheSenses
      EnsnareTheSenses
      That was a solid pitch, sir.

      But I just need pics in my inbox, really.

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      That'll do it.
    14. RainOnFire
      RainOnFire
      Me before and after getting your Out of the Woods PM:

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    15. Rhombus
      Rhombus
      I am the internet
    16. Rhombus
      Rhombus
      Hahaha I saw that on Tumblr! That picture of Mariah is iconic though
    17. EnsnareTheSenses
      EnsnareTheSenses
      Not really! :(

      I feel like my time on PJ is really beginning to wind down now. Perhaps an exciting release or two will pull me back in, but for the moment, I feel like I'm drifting on... like Beyoncé from her previous contemporaries.

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    18. RainOnFire
      RainOnFire
      I was about to fight you because I wanted to be Legend X, but that picture is actually scarily accurate.

      Hold me sis. Hold me.

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    19. Rhombus
      Rhombus
      "Cause there we are again in the middle of the night
      We're dancing around the kitchen in the refrigerator light
      Down the stairs, I was there, I remember it all too well"

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    20. Rhombus
      Rhombus
      Love u loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      Sincerely,
      Rhombus
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    Apr 25, 1993 (Age: 27)
    Location:
    United States
    Occupation:
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