Naughty naughty! How do you feel about snozzing up all that coke?!
Isn't that lovely!
I hope life is treating you well!
Also, this does actually look like a fucking amazing film:
Much better than 'Battleship', anyway...
Your Tumblr makes me howl with laughter. It is amazing, and since you decide what goes on it, you must be a 'more-than-acceptable' human being.
Aww thank you!
For what? Haha.
I do feel sorry for the sane AB fans. It's always a horrible feeling when someone you like flops though, I do feel sympathetic. :(
Popjustice is a lot more fun if you just treat it like shit/Twitter though!
A BRICK WALL OF DELUSION AND EUROPE.
I think I'd be Luigi. The "L" hat suits me better :D
I need a costume for this year's parades...
I've danced to Lady Gaga and The Saturdays on a parade floa, dressed as a Slytherin, will that do?
I superglued someone to a chair once. That was fun. I want to crash a board meeting too and pretend I've just bought the company.
It's one of my aims in life to actually snatch someone's weave. It'd be worth having my face clawed to bits.
C-listers to hang out with! :D
See, you're not just a pretty face. I might have to replace party poppers with fireworks once people get used to it though. You should do it too, we can be a duo.
You say that as though I haven't been doing it for years. I trust you not to tell anyone about it...
That definitely did the trick. How can they get away with showing 2 young girls talking about their passageways on tv like that?
Is it wrong to now want a passageway that explodes with magic fairy dust? I feel incomplete without one. Or even 2. Give me my passageway!!
I missed you more. 212 times more!
It's Friday, and I'm bored. Make me smile Kyle.
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