That duck tasted like a used condom, and I wanna forget about it.
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Sometimes I think she's in the volturi
Things are getting too *s p i c y* for the pepper
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW Missile.
she's sleeping now
It blows Christie's nacho's out of the agua!
Hey! You expressed interest in participating in my Jessie Ware rate; you have until FRIDAY MIDNIGHT to PM me your votes xxx
Thanks - 2014 x
I don't wrestle dry, Bender. I went to Vassar.
Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
If you wanna hurl a box into the sun, you better do it yourself!
The attic is above sea level, and popcorn doesn't pop above sea level. I know, I've spent time in Denver.
It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!
Coilette: A Calculon Story
One day I will be a Single Female Lawyer.
Don't go into shock today's not about you
Creme brûléeQueen Saffy
I sat next to Courtney Love on the bus and she sneezed.
I miss my creme brûlée.
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