Why is it awkward ??
I tried sending you an email while you were gone, which like a PM, went unnoticed. Don't ever change.
Also, my computer was just stolen from me (no joke- I've been in and out of the police all week), and I'm typing this message on my cellphone, which is proving to be a pain in the ass, since NuJustice is anti-mobile.
So, while I'm 'gone', I'm going to have to have you take over for me. (Kind of like when Miss America fails to perform her duties, the next runner up will step in.)
Just make terrible puns that can easily be glossed over, refrain from having a meltdown when vocal technique is brought up, mention "Mutya's ass" a lot, and be as passive aggressive as possible. You'll get the hang of it, I guess.
Miss you, dickwad. "Kiss kiss"; xoxo; etc.
OH well Hello !!!!
Yeah, well. I don't just fight for justice in pop, you know.
Plus, not having my second-in-command for an entire week was a fairly crippling prospect.
DON'T YOU DARE EVER USE DARK FUCKING HUMOUR EVER AGAIN.
I mean, I suppose it's nice to have you around again...
" Whatev. "
I have honestly never heard a rita ora song in my life.
Clear your FUCKING INBOX. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN KEEPING ALL YOUR SHITTY OLD MESSAGE S FOR ANYWAY?
I have as well.
Glad we could check that off the bucket list.
CLEARLY THE ROOTS OF ALL EVIL.
ALSO, WHAT IS WITH YOU AND PM's?!
ALSO, GOD THOSE ROOTS ARE STILL STARING AT ME. Why why why why why.
5"4. Is that ok?
do you still like BJ? aha
You're tall? I thought you'd be average.
Clear your inbox and I'll give you my answer.
I did. xxoxoxo miss u so much my wi huni!
I am yeh. I'm very sad.
"PantoponRose has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space." stop pretending you're popular.
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