I tried sending you an email while you were gone, which like a PM, went unnoticed. Don't ever change.
Also, my computer was just stolen from me (no joke- I've been in and out of the police all week), and I'm typing this message on my cellphone, which is proving to be a pain in the ass, since NuJustice is anti-mobile.
So, while I'm 'gone', I'm going to have to have you take over for me. (Kind of like when Miss America fails to perform her duties, the next runner up will step in.)
Just make terrible puns that can easily be glossed over, refrain from having a meltdown when vocal technique is brought up, mention "Mutya's ass" a lot, and be as passive aggressive as possible. You'll get the hang of it, I guess.