"Also you're an ass" should be the new standard closing salutation for letter-writing. So long "sincerely", "all the best", and "take care". Erykah's got some stationary to use, and she needs to vent.
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I CAN'T SEND YOU MAIL BECAUSE YOUR INBOX IS FULL AND I HAVE SOMETHING UNBELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVABLE TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW COULD YOU!??????????
"L O L" : click!
Shh! I thought we were keeping this whole thing secret!
I'm perusing my photos.
For you.
I love you.
(sigh)
Vimeo 'pulled' it and the video isn't anywhere else. It was Erykah Badu being a sexy motherfucker in a tub, drizzling herself with cu- I mean, ...condensed milk. (I guess that does sort of make it porn.) But really, it's a stunning video. Lots of glitter. Oh, and the Flaming Lips are in it too, I guess. But whatever.
edit: I guess it's on Perez (ew), but it's worth it. I swear. click!
NOWWWWWWWW.
Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy ???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ???
What do I need to do to bring you back to me ???
TEEEEELLLL MEEEEE ...
Does this count? I mean, it is Katy.
Okay, so despite me firing a blank (for want of a better phrase) last week, I really am back now. So, after dinner, I'm cracking open the bottle of wine, and I'm going to tell you all about (how my life turned upside down...) my 'mission'.
"The Celeste tumblr makes you look like a crazy."
It's probably just an early sign of my morphing from a twenty-something male into Eleanor, the Cat Lady from the Simpsons.
"It's the biggest I've ever had."
'Oh dear.'
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Fun fact: using [ / quote ] is not allowed on our little walls. Stupid. NuPJ, why must you stress me out so. It's moments like these that cause me to write embarrassing and never-ending PMs to Pantopon...
Sorry bit I do not remember that ... Maybe I was drunk or maybe we didn't meet each other before that but one thing I do know that you are my favorite now ... What should I do to prove myself ... I even posted Gaga GIF ... Isn't that enough ... ISN'T IT !!!!
I said "one of the" soooo ... I still adore you so very much <3
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