Petty Mayonnaise

Male, 29, from Philadelphia, PA

vroom vroom Jan 23, 2021

1. VivaForever
  im lona delory i am the best serius songer nd im abut to blew up werldwode
  
  Aug 13, 2021
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2. Petty Mayonnaise
  vroom vroom
  
  Jan 23, 2021
3. Petty Mayonnaise
  just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over
  
  Jun 14, 2019
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4. steste
  And you can’t spell awesome without me... kii!
  
  Jun 4, 2019
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    hi bich
    
    Jun 4, 2019
    
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5. VivaForever
  if ur song is such a smash u must hav a lot of spair dolers? enuf to pay a gredy bich docter for example?
  
  Oct 22, 2018
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    in the countries...just all of them really
    
    Oct 22, 2018
    
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  3. VivaForever
    priseless dusnt mean its free... dipshit
    
    Oct 22, 2018
6. VivaForever
  ur bullshit is mor transparent than ur skin
  
  May 7, 2018
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    well ur literally a rat so fuck off
    
    May 16, 2018
    
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7. VivaForever
  welcum to teh opening nite of my vegus show in vegus
  
  Apr 24, 2018
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    I love it here in london
    
    Apr 24, 2018
  3. VivaForever
    um brinty i came to the shwo lsat month
    
    Apr 25, 2018
8. VivaForever
  DRIVE NEKCI DRIVE.
  
  Feb 13, 2018
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  3. Petty Mayonnaise
    the more the ...............................................................................................................
    
    Feb 14, 2018
  4. Petty Mayonnaise
    ................merier
    
    Feb 14, 2018
  5. VivaForever
    You're mine (eternal) haha.
    
    Feb 14, 2018
9. Euphoria
  Omg, your signature. I died. Hahahahahahahaha.
  
  Jan 26, 2018
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10. KYLE
  Your signature. I love it.
  
  Jan 23, 2018
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11. VivaForever
  I called her on the phonography and said six or seven terms of endearment to her.
  
  Jan 7, 2018
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    Hello homosexuals and people who came in by accident
    
    Jan 7, 2018
12. Laura Vanderbooben
  https://i.imgur.com/VMaiWYu.jpg
  
  Nov 25, 2017
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    Oh_my_god_thats_my_dad.gif
    
    Nov 25, 2017
    
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13. VivaForever
  your avatar holy jesus
  
  Oct 30, 2017
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    Catch me on satanistmingle.com x
    
    Oct 30, 2017
    
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14. VivaForever
  i was on my way to make it rain a couple mill up in the club when i mistook your crap house for a car park
  
  Jun 17, 2017
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  3. VivaForever
    Have you seen my ablum cuver? Never ask me for ideas.
    
    Jun 18, 2017
  4. Petty Mayonnaise
    That fat man made a good point.
    
    Jun 18, 2017
    
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  5. VivaForever
    So that's why you're now a wedding songer. Screaming at your lies. Your bullshit is more transparent than your skin.
    
    Jun 18, 2017
15. constantino
  Is your avatar Katy? It's been bothering me...
  
  May 7, 2017
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  3. constantino
    Ah fair enough...was about to say...
    
    ...it *is* a nice shoot tho
    
    May 7, 2017
  4. Petty Mayonnaise
    I also picked it pre...all of this. I've been thinking of a change.
    
    May 7, 2017
    
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  5. constantino
    I mean...Rih's MET Gala lqqk is *right* there...
    
    May 7, 2017
    
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16. Rei Ayanami
  Your screen name is amazing
  
  Apr 29, 2017
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17. ohnostalgia
  BEAST
  
  Dec 26, 2016
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    *deletes*
    
    Dec 26, 2016
18. Petty Mayonnaise
  I hate Americans. I hate America.
  
  Nov 9, 2016
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19. Vasilios
  <3
  
  Oct 31, 2016
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  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    Queen
    
    Oct 31, 2016
20. Dangerous Maknae
  Stupid question , Is your Last.fm avatar a pic of yourself or someone famous ?
  
  Oct 24, 2016
  2. Petty Mayonnaise
    It's me!
    
    Oct 24, 2016
  3. Dangerous Maknae
    Aw , so you're so cute !!
    
    Oct 24, 2016
  4. Petty Mayonnaise
    awww thank you hen x
    
    Oct 24, 2016
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Apr 7, 1993 (Age: 29)

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Philadelphia, PA

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thot

What three rules should be passed into Pop Law?:

tf

What so great about pop music?:

Beyoncé.

The three best popstars on the planet are...:

1. Beyoncé
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