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    Slayyyter - STARFUCKER (Deluxe)

    Cathy told me @My Single Is Dropping was her account.
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    Slayyyter - STARFUCKER (Deluxe)

    The way the crowd erupted when she brought out Hello Kitty at my Club Paradise date. A tried and true classique.
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    Slayyyter - STARFUCKER (Deluxe)

    oh I know you wanna go but I need you here to move my body just dance here with me just dance here with me
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    Random Thoughts

    Can confirm that Wawa locations in Virginia also have pizza. There’s literally nothing she can’t do! When I walk out of my local establishment with a pizza, a chicken tender mac and cheese bowl, and a large coffee that is living!
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    Troye Sivan - Something to Give Each Other

    The way that you dummies need it spelled out on every page that the issue is the video being painted as inclusive and a love letter to the community and then…not being that. Like please stay in school if you want to be in the big girl discussions.
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    Troye Sivan - Something to Give Each Other

    Charli bringing up Sam just makes her look even more stupid nn. Like if you’re clued in enough to be aware of the criticism Sam has received, then you would also be aware that it’s rooted in something very different and was far more severe than the reasonable critiques that Troye and his video...
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    Kylie Minogue - Tension

    The power of Padam Padam knows no bounds!
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    Kylie Minogue - Tension

    Good thing nobody was calling you one girl.
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    Kesha - Gag Order

    Sometimes it’s best for other posters to not always be the worst.
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    Random Thoughts

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    Chlöe Bailey - "FYS" + General Discussion

    The way everything for Chloe x Halle seemed like it was only going up after Ungodly Hour and now…we’re here?
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    Rihanna - 9th Album

    At this point anybody in 2023 expecting more than the bare minimum from Rihanna regarding anything even vaguely related to her former life as a pop star played themselves. That said yes it was bad. It really wouldn’t have killed someone in her camp to make her record more than one take of the...
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    Rebecca Black - Let Her Burn

    The way Doe Eyed sits right at the unexpected intersection of Charli and Ariana. Her mind!
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    Rebecca Black - Let Her Burn

    Read My Mind definitely fits the vibe so I might slot it somewhere in the tracklist. It’s too good to be an orphan single.
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