Recent content by Petty Mayonnaise

Unfortunately there really is something very chic and glamorous about a beautiful woman smoking a cigarette.

But enough about your post history.

@Jonathan27 and I were just discussing this actually. These two songs in particular feel very much like her revisiting the May Jailer feeling with the added context of who she is as an artist almost 20 (god...) years later. It's interesting that for so long that album felt like an outlier next...

Real vocalists endorse!

Yep! Yep!

Just re-release this as the lead single. A classic in this house!

I'll @ you when the Kellyoke drops.

Yeah the general vibe that High Fashion is the weakest of the bunch is not the reality I’m living in! High Fashion Headphones On Aquamarine Diet Pepsi But I could easily see Headphones taking the top spot once I’ve sat a bit longer with it. Obsessed.mp3 with the way each single has felt...

You hoes hate to be reminded that you're alone, huh?

Not that video being how I find out it's basically a magazine. I assumed at that pricepoint we were getting like a hardcover coffee table book. Giselle sis...

She just can't miss! Headphones On has the clear Bedtime Stories era Madonna influence, but the ad lib and spoken word choices are pure 90s Janet to these ears. There's also something in that chorus that feels vaguely city pop/Y2K J-R&B adjacent? A serve. It may insist upon itself, but why would...

Calling The Edge of Glory mid tier is one of the most deranged takes I’ve seen in here and that’s saying something with this thread.

The energy in here is getting a bit

It won't be recency bias because it won't happen.