Fuck a Taylor, let me wallow in the despair that is Someone New. Everything I do... [IMG] I'm gonna think of you... [IMG] Don't know what else to do... [IMG]
So, someone told me that someone took a little hiatus while I was away? Missed me too much RFJ? [IMG]
The question is, why can't my true fave be Beyoncé? Can you imagine how sweet life must be for Oceandrive. Meanwhile I've got one fave who plans on testing theories of de-aging at the ripe old age of 24 while the other fave insists on being a country bumpkin when nine years ago she did Katy better than Katy does Katy. The void in my heart is so big, so empty, so lonely. Let me replay Beyoncé's VMA Medley and weep. And let's not act like we won't be getting down to Cheque To Cheque every Saturday night sis. So though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose, anything goes [IMG]
Is that supposed to represent you pre-emptively trying to acclimate your body to the sensation of being DRENCHED by the ICE COLD SHOCK of REALITY on the eve of my annual manhandling of your hopes, dreams and self-esteem in the top answer game? How self-preserving of you to try and mitigate the blow so soon. You always were a pragmatic soul, Rashid. [IMG][IMG][IMG][IMG][IMG][IMG]
So tell me, do you have any documentation of 3Xs' shredding of his Rihanna stan card? Was there any outburst? Or did he just disappear? I need...advice. [IMG]
Why do these gworls come for us when we don't send for them? The good sis Udders seems to have gotten his inflated auto-refresh page views mixed up his relevance, an Amazon 99c deal tea. [IMG] Still, I wish we could all get along like we used to in 2011... I wish I could bake a cake filled with big pop girl eras and slayage and everyone would bop and be happy...Popjustice ha imperial phase, where did it go wrong, sis? What was the Judas of our discontent? [IMG]
"That has to be most miserable promo picture of all time. She looks freshly exhumed." Thanks for my first official LOL since joining the forum.
The only thing IOU is reading is his fave Commodore Gigi's obituary when it releases its duet with the ghost of christmas past, Czech to Czech. [IMG] My impact on the forum might'nt be what it once was, but as long as threads don't devolve into an all night celebration that rivals the mardi gras when I announce I'm leaving via an ominous suicide post before coming crawling back, I'm good. [IMG] Not that I'd ever do that. My absence is felt even though I don't repeatedly announce it and go back on it more times than Cher does her farewell tours. [IMG]
Whither lies the reply to my PM? You're not pulling another ill-fated attempt at faking your departure for promo are you? [IMG]
