Ha. I think it's shameful that you didn't understand my traditional southern greeting, yet I get that northern slang.
Eventually we'll train you up well enough so that we can talk exclusively in cockney rhyming slang. I've got to hold onto my heritage somehow! Incidentally, don't eat a saveloy when you finally make the move down. They're shit.
Dear Ms Kelly,
Happy Valentines day, you are my Motivation and more and I thank you for being a better hype man, and all round more reliable than the other one...
Stay single and fabulous.
Love always Bey x