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    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    I love Big Brother's total uselessness during ADULTERER gate. "Kim should go to the diary room immediately!" "Kim should go to the snug and housemates should settle down!" "Jamie should stay in the bedrooom and not leave!" "Someone please listen to Big Brother!"
  2. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    DON'T PLAY THE INNOCENCE WITH ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
  3. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    Catching up with the James J eviction episode... GANGHANDED. IT'S NOT A WORD. I've googled it and the only entries are "gangs handed" jail sentences for drug crimes. Love how Stacy pops in a "ganghanded" in the post nominations chat.
  4. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A GO AT YOU" "YES YOU DO." Everything this woman says is brilliant.
  5. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    (I'm watching yesterday's) oh GOD someone get rid of Chloe PLEASE.
  6. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    Christ, Kim can go from being the worst housemate of all time to the best housemate of all time in a matter of minutes...
  7. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    Catching up on last night. "Speegels" Angie is amazing.
  8. J

    Big Brother / Celebrity Big Brother UK

    I don't like the idea of the all-star/new housemates. Should have kept it as one or the other. Also, some of the choices for all-stars are crap. I want Katie Hopkins, Perez Hilton, Farrah Abraham, Tiffany Pollard...who the fuck cares about Calum Best or Colleen Nolan?
  9. J

    **The X Factor Rate: JUDGES' WINNER **

    Johnny Robinson
  10. J

    Pokémon

    Where is Nebby? a) Not in the bag b) Not in the bag c) Not in the bag
  11. J

    **The X Factor Rate: JUDGES' WINNER **

    Giving my 11 to Lorna Thompson.
  12. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Ottavio showed up on my Tinder the other day, self-described as "trans model/singer". I think both of those are a bit of a stretch.
  13. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Watching Honey G's Save Me performance for the first time. OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING
  14. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Lauren was my legit favourite right up until the live shows. Whatever they did to 'interfere' with her ruined her. She stopped giving emotion and just honked her way through every performance with no star power. Say You Love Me is still one of the strongest performances the show has had in...
  15. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    There's a rolled up sock with bits on it in the corner of my room. I can't find the other sock that's meant to go with it. That sock has more charisma than Four of Diamonds.
  16. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Sorry, but am I the only one that thinks Matt Terry is a bit bog eyed? Like his eyes are too big for his face? The only one I fancy is the one in 5AM that isn't the Weeknd or the other one...
  17. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Not to open Pandora's box....but it's interesting that Leona is light-skinned, with bright eyes and long, straight, wavy hair. In an unconscious way I'm sure that helped. She's a lot closer to the mould of "absolute sweetheart" that Carol from Wolverhampton loves.
  18. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    Schrodinger's Contestant. I keep reading this as "transvestites".
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    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    In very relevant X Factor alumni news: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3889854/X-Factor-s-Johnny-Robinson-unveils-dramatic-new-look-woman.html
  20. J

    The X Factor 13 (UK 2016)

    So Emily is basically Scottish Lauren Platt, do I have this right?
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