Hello! Sorry, I was busy hitting orphans with my car. Just doing my monthly visit to make sure everyone's still alive, unlike the orphans that I...
I love the album, but I don't understand how anyone who thought that "Ultraviolence" was boring could love it. There is even less happening here,...
I don't even know why I bother with this place anymore. So many people here are so self-important and full of shit and they only take things...
Oh, please. You don't know me and you have no idea how much time, effort and money I've spent to help people in need. Stop trying to turn me into...
Yes, you did. Thank you for apologizing, though.
What a mess.
Well, she's not completely wrong ...
Gorgeous. I'm really glad we don't have to wait another six months or so for the album.
(It can't get much lower.)
I'm not! Trust me, playing with a guy's ear is the easiest way to seduce him. Well, I guess putting your hand down his pants would be easier but...
Okay, that's a bit much but there's a lot you can do with the ear. It's like two vaginas but on your head.
That can be pretty sexy, though.
I've never did anal with anyone and not a single guy I've slept with has had a problem with that.
Kissing is fun, but almost always unpleasant to look at.
Beards are very sexy when they're on the right face. Some guys (and girls, I suppose) just look ridiculous with them.
I actually watch them late at night, so the joke's on you.
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