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2019 Popjustice Forum Readers' Poll

Discussion in 'Pop & Justice' started by RJF, Dec 10, 2019.

  1. RJF

    RJF

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    Fuck.

    Fuck.

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    A stunt.

    A stunt.

    I need a stunt. Any will do. I've had too quiet a year.

    Fuck.

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    Wait.

    I got it!

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    That Size 6 font for my username when hers already eclipses mine in size by sixteen characters... I hate @Laura Vanderbooben so goddamn much.

    That's right, you idiots! If God has fled his throne, then you're going to be left with his cutest cherubs to run a knock-off version of His end of year hijinks! The 2019 Popjustice Readers' Poll is here... just maybe not how you've come to expect it. As the month rolls on and on, it looks more and more likely that the front page isn't going to give the goods. A long-standing PJ tradition that, for years now, we've collectively noted seemed to be fairly disparate to the forum's tastes anyway. So after a semi-tipsy suggestion post-MUNA concert last night, I thought... why not just cut out the middle man and do our own thing? A cute bit of low-effort mess to rake in likes? That's always going to be my bag. Oh, and it turns out someone else's too.

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    That's right: I'm dragging the incomparable @Laura Vanderbooben along for the ride, who has starred in events such as All Other Patchwork Ballot Big Pop Girl Rates Post-2016, and I think she won a Top Answer Game at some point before it flopped with any other hosts that weren't me. Should be a good trial run to see if we can behave like professionals for... another big event we've been teasing for a while, coming out in the New Year.

    Your 2019 Ballot:

    Best Single
    Worst Single
    Best Popstar
    Worst Popstar
    Best Album
    Worst Album
    Best Pop Album That Isn't Popular Enough To Win Best Pop Album
    Best Video
    Shoddiest Video
    Best Tour
    Best Performance
    Worst Performance
    Best Album or Single Artwork
    Worst Album or Single Artwork
    Best Album Campaign
    Worst Album Campaign
    Unexpected Triumph Of The Year
    (Non-musical) Pop Moment Of The Year
    Artist Most Likely To Perform On Greta Thunberg's Transatlantic Racing Yacht
    Artist Most Likely To Avert The Planet Boiling And The Sun Getting Sexy And Hotter Let's Shut It Down Pound The Alarm
    Most Absurd Use Of Major Label Cash
    Major Artist Whose Disappointing Music Feels Most At Odds With Their Ability To Achieve Better
    Comeback Of The Year
    Best New Act To Properly Get Going In 2019
    Newish Act Most Likely To Save Pop In 2020
    Established Act Most Likely To Save Pop In 2020
    Most Ridiculous Recording Artist
    Least Imaginative A&R Decision
    Best Cover Version
    Best Collaboration
    Least Controversial Popstar
    Best Use of Social Media By Popstar
    Social Media Twit Of The Year
    Best Pop Songwriter
    Pop Producer Of The Year
    Worst Partnership In 2019 Between A Brand And Pop Act
    Least Reasonable Online Fanbase
    Didn't Have It, Found It In 2019
    Had It, Lost It In 2019
    Pop Hairstyle Of The Year
    Most Deluded Artist
    Least Deluded Artist
    Act We Should Send To Eurovision In 2020
    Group Most Likely To Split In 2020
    Pop Hero Of 2019
    Best Forum Post Of The Year
    Best Single Of The Decade
    Best Album Of The Decade
    Pop Hero Of The Decade

    Some things for you to remember that I'm sure you'll somehow still forget:
    - you can PM your votes to either @Laura Vanderbooben or me!
    - you don't have to vote in every category!
    - get it in before New Years Eve, and none of you should have a problem with that if you know what I mean.

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    Last edited: Jan 5, 2020
  2. RJF

    RJF

    Reserved.
     
  3. RJF

    RJF

    And another. Why not?
     
  4. RJF

    RJF

    Also, to the mods: @RainOnFire assured us a Pop & Justice placement (and stickying kii) was acceptable for this thread before we get punched to List & Charts!
     
    tea, Bobbyrae, funkyg and 36 others like this.
  5. K94

    K94

    Mess but yes.
     
  6. Because it’s the end of this hellish decade, maybe a Single/Album/Artist of the Decade could be a good idea at the end?
     
  7. A stickied thread? The budget.
     
    tea, Sam, OlliMaus and 79 others like this.
  8. I’m Pop and @RJF is Justice.
     
    OlliMaus, LTG, Someboy and 82 others like this.
  9. aux

    aux

    We stan anti-establishment behaviour.
     
    tea, LTG, Smooth Criminal and 39 others like this.
  10. These poor girls and their cosmetics pyramid schemes are in for a rough ride
     
  11. A stunt. A maneuver. A poll I will be partaking in.

    On a serious note, I'm glad that y'all have hijacked this tradition, because I'm definitely disappointed that the 2018 results never got posted or acknowledged.
     
    tea, OlliMaus, Someboy and 46 others like this.
  12. Yas render the only thing anybody goes to the front page for irrelevant too.
     
    tea, LTG, Music Is Death and 39 others like this.
  13. RJF

    RJF

    The fact that when you're scrolling it looks like it says The RJForum Readers' Poll on the header. That's karma smiting you for footnoting my username, harlot.
     
    tea, funkyg, Music Is Death and 22 others like this.
  14. So is this the equivalent of a make up range announcement while we await the Big Pop Girls Rate?

    I'm in
     
  15. We come expensive or we don’t come at all.
     
  16. RJF

    RJF

    This is the equivalent of the lead single being released while nobody mentions an album.
     
    OlliMaus, LTG, Lila and 52 others like this.
  17. BTG

    BTG

    Yas, dismantle PJ as we know it.
     
  18. Is this because we all keep dragging Peter
     

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