Fuck. Fuck. A stunt. A stunt. I need a stunt. Any will do. I've had too quiet a year. Fuck. Wait. I got it! That Size 6 font for my username when hers already eclipses mine in size by sixteen characters... I hate @Laura Vanderbooben so goddamn much. That's right, you idiots! If God has fled his throne, then you're going to be left with his cutest cherubs to run a knock-off version of His end of year hijinks! The 2019 Popjustice Readers' Poll is here... just maybe not how you've come to expect it. As the month rolls on and on, it looks more and more likely that the front page isn't going to give the goods. A long-standing PJ tradition that, for years now, we've collectively noted seemed to be fairly disparate to the forum's tastes anyway. So after a semi-tipsy suggestion post-MUNA concert last night, I thought... why not just cut out the middle man and do our own thing? A cute bit of low-effort mess to rake in likes? That's always going to be my bag. Oh, and it turns out someone else's too. That's right: I'm dragging the incomparable @Laura Vanderbooben along for the ride, who has starred in events such as All Other Patchwork Ballot Big Pop Girl Rates Post-2016, and I think she won a Top Answer Game at some point before it flopped with any other hosts that weren't me. Should be a good trial run to see if we can behave like professionals for... another big event we've been teasing for a while, coming out in the New Year. Your 2019 Ballot: Best Single Worst Single Best Popstar Worst Popstar Best Album Worst Album Best Pop Album That Isn't Popular Enough To Win Best Pop Album Best Video Shoddiest Video Best Tour Best Performance Worst Performance Best Album or Single Artwork Worst Album or Single Artwork Best Album Campaign Worst Album Campaign Unexpected Triumph Of The Year (Non-musical) Pop Moment Of The Year Artist Most Likely To Perform On Greta Thunberg's Transatlantic Racing Yacht Artist Most Likely To Avert The Planet Boiling And The Sun Getting Sexy And Hotter Let's Shut It Down Pound The Alarm Most Absurd Use Of Major Label Cash Major Artist Whose Disappointing Music Feels Most At Odds With Their Ability To Achieve Better Comeback Of The Year Best New Act To Properly Get Going In 2019 Newish Act Most Likely To Save Pop In 2020 Established Act Most Likely To Save Pop In 2020 Most Ridiculous Recording Artist Least Imaginative A&R Decision Best Cover Version Best Collaboration Least Controversial Popstar Best Use of Social Media By Popstar Social Media Twit Of The Year Best Pop Songwriter Pop Producer Of The Year Worst Partnership In 2019 Between A Brand And Pop Act Least Reasonable Online Fanbase Didn't Have It, Found It In 2019 Had It, Lost It In 2019 Pop Hairstyle Of The Year Most Deluded Artist Least Deluded Artist Act We Should Send To Eurovision In 2020 Group Most Likely To Split In 2020 Pop Hero Of 2019 Best Forum Post Of The Year Best Single Of The Decade Best Album Of The Decade Pop Hero Of The Decade Some things for you to remember that I'm sure you'll somehow still forget: - you can PM your votes to either @Laura Vanderbooben or me! - you don't have to vote in every category! - get it in before New Years Eve, and none of you should have a problem with that if you know what I mean.