2. Mariah Carey 3. Charli XCX (!) 4. Lady Gaga (!!!) Lil Nas and Mariah ran away with nearly all the votes here, leaving everything below Lady Gaga... not even worth mentioning. I... am probably not the best person to be doing this category nn. Like, these girls' Twitter handles are just ticking time bombs waiting to go off in their faces, along with the fact that they can't seem to get material out in between tweets. However, I'll let Lil Nas live his best Stan-Twitter-gone-famous life, full of self-aware memes about "Old Town Road" remixes and... yeah, someone else help me out here. The rest of the list? Well *snorts derisively* I voted for Mariah personally because it felt like a fairly organic extension of what was an album campaign played to perfection, full of genuinely hilarious moments that successfully and lovingly lampooned her diva persona while also letting her breathe as a real person, and I wouldn't be surprised if it had been part of a concentrated strategy for the success she saw last month. That's how you do it. Not to mention I feel Mariah has earned her time of acting like a clown on Twitter after thirty years in the game. I don't even know where to begin with Charli XCX and Lady Gaga. Like, how are y'all voting for them? Charli has pretty much been a perpetual tire fire who really needs to step off her timeline and her Notes app, and Gaga's recent turn into generic hit tweet generator with occasional Haus Beauty promo shot is maybe one of the most depressing turns she's taken in a recent history full of depressing decisions. I'm not eating well off a hit tweet, sis.