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[Attis]

1. Dance banger
2. Absolutely massive chorus
3. Impeccable production
4. Amazing vocals, which 80% of the inhabitants of this rate can't provide




So ofc you bunch of tasteless maggots would tank it. No surprise there.

I knew Golden Child sneaking into Top 10 last rate would doom them. At the end, popularity (and even visuals in a fu*king SONG RATE) will still play apart in some of y'all scoring.

Rats.

 

[Fertilizer]

4. Amazing vocals, which 80% of the inhabitants of this rate can't provide

 

[soratami]

Don't know if it's just me, but vocal ability doesn't affect my enjoyment of a K-Pop song 98% of the time. Unless the vocals are just plain awful (like the goat singing in Dimples) or especially noteworthy (can't think of any song here that fits that bill, sorry to these men), it's just something I don't even consider when rating a song.

 

[Wills]

I love Golden Child like they're my ten firstborns, but sadly Round N Round never made much of an impression on me, either.

But since we're on the topic of their finest B-sides...







Someday, we'll look back at theirs as one of the all-time great Kpop discographies, mark my words!

 

[RUNAWAY]

God the more days go by, the more I wish I had submitted Bambi.........

 

[Fertilizer]

Don't know if it's just me, but vocal ability doesn't affect my enjoyment of a K-Pop song 98% of the time.

I know, you've been stanning ENHYPEN the entire voting period (as you should!)

 

[soratami]

I know, you've been stanning ENHYPEN the entire voting period (as you should!)

Exactly. I listen to producers, I very rarely listen to singers

 

[nikkysan]

(and even visuals in a fu*king SONG RATE)

Speaking of which… as much as I enjoy Wonho’s thirst traps as much as the next home of sexual, would he still be here if he wasn’t providing those? Lose is such a limp song.

 

[eatyourself]

Speaking of which… as much as I enjoy Wonho’s thirst traps as much as the next home of sexual, would he still be here if he wasn’t providing those? Lose is such a limp song.

If I tell you I can't ever remember how any of his songs go...

 

[Fertilizer]

Speaking of which… as much as I enjoy Wonho’s thirst traps as much as the next home of sexual, would he still be here if he wasn’t providing those?

Yes x

Lose is such a limp song.

No x

 

[ohnostalgia]

I didn’t link EXO-M videos because I’d rather not subject people to alleged sexual abuser Kris Wu.

 

[Serg.]

I sensed EXO talk and I came as fast as I could. Overdose is their best single and all of their full albums are perfect and Overdose EP + Universe EP are both essential. Makes me want to go back to running their rate.

 

[boom bazooka joe]

Lose is an incredible song. Now if Blue were here, anything but bottom 5 would be unacceptable, but Lose is genuinely a 10 regardless of the big titties and skull crushing thighs that are singing it.

 

[Attis]

Don't know if it's just me, but vocal ability doesn't affect my enjoyment of a K-Pop song 98% of the time. Unless the vocals are just plain awful (like the goat singing in Dimples) or especially noteworthy (can't think of any song here that fits that bill, sorry to these men), it's just something I don't even consider when rating a song.

The lack of likes... You're brave making this comment in a sea of NCT/SHINee stans.

Speaking of which… as much as I enjoy Wonho’s thirst traps as much as the next home of sexual, would he still be here if he wasn’t providing those? Lose is such a limp song.

And speaking of limp, Enhypen's Fever can also go ASAP. Absolute boredom.

Spoiler

Love you @Glitterizer

 

[Fertilizer]

The lack of likes... You're brave making this comment in a sea of NCT/SHINee stans.



And speaking of limp, Enhypen's Fever can also go ASAP. Absolute boredom.

Spoiler

Love you @Glitterizer

It’s OK you can come for that one. Shoulda been

 

[FunkyButChic]

Round N Round | Golden Child

Highest Scores:
9 @FunkyButChic​

Listening to this song again and wondering why I gave this a 9...

Eaux.

It's because the chorus sounds like it's gonna go into flop classic RANIA's BEEP BEEP BEEP.

 

[Fertilizer]

These last few elimination are a great example of how not all SM songs were created equal. Also, Son of a Beast somehow beating all of them is so random to me nn

The way my heart sank when I got tagged,,,,,, I thought my Boy Boost got eliminated!!!!! But it didn’t so we smiled!!!

Well.
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Son of Beast | TO1
Team Monster | Submitted by @Slice of Life


7.8
(7.8194)


Highest Scores:
★11 @bbynewyear
10 @Deja-Boo @Slice of Life @thommyh | 9.75 @Untouchable Ace
9 @Salami @askew @lalaclairi_

Lowest Scores:
4 @soratami | 6 @Serg. @Attis
6.25 @RUNAWAY | 6.5 @Glitterizer | 6.75 @Wills



Glitterizer's score: 6.5

Spoiler: Leaderboard Evolution

10 Voters: #61
20 Voters: #55
30 Voters: #50
Final Position: #43

@Slice of Life (10) “MY BOY BOOST!!!!! Bet y’all didn’t expect that! I’d just like to say thank you in advance to everyone who gave this a chance and didn’t automatically tank this just because it’s not a Big 4 release! I respect you all so much, you sons of beasts!!! As a thank you to the people who gave this a 10, you can PM me the name of your biggest enemy here on PJ and I’ll ban them for you xoxo” Well surprise bih, It even got an 11! @bbynewyear just won your favor for the rest of their KPJ career!

I could probably have scored this a little higher, it's one of the more memorable Boy Boosts to me. This is the group's first release after switching agencies and changing their name (they were known as TOO beforehand). Someone realized having a name that is just an English dictionary word is not the best idea for search engine optimization!

Speaking of English, this reminds me of how often folks in this forrem comment on K-Pop english lyrics ruining the song, but I don't know, as an ESL speaker it all just sounds like fantasy made up words anyway so unless the actual meaning is bad I just vibe to the... syllables? ddd And the ones on this hook are pretty good! It's very punchy and I like how more layers are built in the ending, giving a call-and-response effect to the whole thing. @boombazookajoe (7) comments: “Rate discovery! Kind of fun!”​

Let's give the closing thoughts to @bbynewyear (11): “Very charming, spunky track from a group that just screams 'underdogs' - its a shame that the follow up to this track didn't deliver on the energy built up here but it's whatever. They're a talented group and the choreo for this track is wonderful, especially during the last chorus."

OK now that we are done can we PLEASE talk about their amazing I Can't Stop Me cover stage?? I already inflicted it upon the Watch2Gether folk, and I'm doing it again! The way they didn't try to butch it up even one bit is so relentlessly iconic, I think I like it more than the original ffffffff I have such a crush on Donggeon, the guy who sings the first part of the chorus, and he has a beautiful voice!








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[Salami]

Son of Beast is so good. Probably my second favourite discovery. How is it out already?

 

[Fertilizer]

Boy Boosts
TOP 10


Body Rhythm | SHINee
Chaser | WOODZ
FEVER | ENHYPEN
Go Big or Go Home | ENHYPEN
Helium | Key
Love on the Floor | NCT 127
Moon Rider | BDC
Moonlight | BDC
Reach Out Your Hands | DRIPPIN
The Realist | ONF


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[Fertilizer]

Also, I don't know much about them but Woonggi is a geigh icon.