.

[boom bazooka joe]

I am once again asking for Body Rhythm to leave.

I am also once again asking why the inferior Moon song by BDC is still here.

 

[Wills]

@Slice of Life (10) “MY BOY BOOST!!!!! Bet y’all didn’t expect that!

No but my jaw actually dropped!!! And then swiftly re-hinged when I realized we're never gonna see eye-to-eye again fdjfdj, but oh well – we had a good run!

As a thank you to the people who gave this a 10, you can PM me the name of your biggest enemy here on PJ and I’ll ban them for you xoxo

@ysev is very lucky I don't like this more. Verrrrry, verrrrrry lucky.

 

[nikkysan]

Body Rhythm | SHINee

 

[bbynewyear]

Ahhhhhh so sad Son Of Beast went out this early! Was hoping we might get an underdog moment from them and see it in the top 20 at least!

I didn’t expect to give it an 11 going in but it made sense after giving everything in the rate a chance. It’s a quintessential boy group track without being all pots-and-pans about it. Simple and catchy with loads of great moments.

And of course the boy’s cover stages are wonderful.

Glitterizer already posted the Can’t Stop Me stage, but their Next Level stage is great too:



I’m a big fan of Kyungho, great performer and so slick. And Donggeon has very iconic ears. They just stick straight out like a Pixar character or something.

Sidebar: Golden Child’s DDARA probably deserved a spot in this rate over their actual entry. It had way more going for it.

 

[junglefish]

And Donggeon has very iconic ears.

Oh god… You know how to speak to me.

 

[Slice of Life]

★11 @bbynewyear

My love ♡

And because of this iconique display of taste, I will grant you an outright Superwhatever entry for the next KSOTY Rate! No need to compete with these lessers!!! ♡

10 @Deja-Boo @thommyh | 9.75 @Untouchable Ace
9 @Salami @askew @lalaclairi_

I can’t give you an immediate Superwhatever pass for KSOTY but trust that I will be giving you hints as to the questions, challenges, etc!

Love you all, besties! ♡

 

[Fertilizer]

And Donggeon has very iconic ears. They just stick straight out like a Pixar character or something.

Now we're seeing eye to eye.

Spoiler

The slang term "love handles" makes way more sense for this body part if you get what I mean.

 

[boom bazooka joe]

THOSE EARS.

Gives me something to hold onto while I’m anyway nevermind.

 

[bbynewyear]

My love ♡

And because of this iconique display of taste, I will grant you an outright Superwhatever entry for the next KSOTY Rate! No need to compete with these lessers!!! ♡

(omg really?? <3)

Now we're seeing eye to eye.

Spoiler

The slang term "love handles" makes way more sense for this body part if you get what I mean.

This gif is insane but you're RIGHT.

 

[Fertilizer]

Gays really are rotten, how did we manage to sexualize ears omfg

Speaking of, a hint for the next 3 eliminations: thirst.

 

[Slice of Life]

And as for you, you fake ass heaux!

Glitterizer's score: 6.5

Who shamelessly told me this about Son of God

OH I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS ONE
It's very good!!

Trust you will be dealt with! Consider all your future KSOTY 11s and Superwhatevers tanked!!!!!!

 

[Fertilizer]

And as for you, you fake ass heaux!

Who shamelessly told me this about Son of God

Trust you will be dealt with! Consider all your future KSOTY 11s and Superwhatevers tanked!!!!!!

I did like it, but that comment was made before I decided to expand the range of my rating scale a little bit + I had only listened to it like one time so that was just my first impression ffff Sorry, unnie!!

 

[nikkysan]

I’m so glad I’m not alone in thinking big ears on guys is hot as fuck fbsjxnsksbk

 

[soratami]

Speaking of, a hint for the next 3 eliminations: thirst.

Well... *gestures around* that doesn't really narrow things down, does it

 

[leedlelee...]

Sidebar: Golden Child’s DDARA probably deserved a spot in this rate over their actual entry. It had way more going for it.

DDARA deserved better in general and probably would have made more of an impact around here if they hadn’t released it the same day aespa dropped Savage…

 

[Fertilizer]

Well... *gestures around* that doesn't really narrow things down, does it

Unfortunately for you, it does!

Heartbreak | Minho
Team Monster | #2 Song of December


7.8
(7.8264)


Highest Scores:
10 @leedlelee... | 9.75 @Untouchable Ace
9.5 @boombazookajoe | 9.25 @ohnostalgia @ohdenny
9 @Serg. @Inland Empire @lalaclairi_ @Deja-Boo

Lowest Scores:
4 @Lately | 5 @ysev @Salami
5.5 @Sanctuary | 6 @FunkyButChic



Glitterizer's score: 8

Spoiler: Leaderboard Evolution

10 Voters: #51
20 Voters: #47
30 Voters: #48
Final Position: #42

Listen, I do LOVE Minho's rapping in Atlantis and it's one of the best parts of the song, but I'm so glad they decided to go with some soft singing for this solo comeback instead. He sounds right at home in this The Weeknd-ish, late city nights atmosphere! It's very understated but there's just enough variation in the delivery and production throughout to keep you nodding to the end (the ad-libs are so good!). Give oppa an album, SM!

Our only two commenters both compared him to the same artist ddd @boombazookajoe (9,5) says “Minho was really in his Troye Sivan vocal range bag here and absolutely slayed this moody banger.” ...banger? @Inland Empire (9) is less complimentary to said artist: “This is the sort of music I wish Troye Sivan was making these days instead of songs laser-focused towards the most insufferable gay you know.” IDK I only ever listened to two of his songs (Easy and 10/10) and they are pretty nice, but then again I am an insufferable gay.

The stage below is a bit lackluster but it features Minho in an... almost crop-top, so it deserves a view or two.








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[boom bazooka joe]

Oh, so we hate men now. I see.

 

[Fertilizer]

Oh, so we hate men now. I see.

This rate is going so badly for you bestie…

 

[Slice of Life]

FFFFFFF love Minho but this is definitely a song that benefited from SHINee’s popularity in the subforum kii! I don’t think it would’ve survived the bottom 20 if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s a song by a SHINee member…… *gets shot by @ohnostalgia & @Deja-Boo*

 

[junglefish]

Oh this was still in the rate... okay...