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'Amazing' Quotes etc.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dmc, Nov 1, 2010.

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dmc

KamikazeHeart said:

miklc said:

My lasagne is the best thing i've ever had in my mouth.
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So you're a virgin?
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Continue folks.

dmc, Nov 1, 2010

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angelX

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Is this thread specifically for PJ quotes? If so there's a couple I can think of!

angelX, Nov 1, 2010

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dmc

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Yeah, I'd like to know the origins for some of the injokes around here. Here's another 'spit coffee all over the keyboard moment'

passionoia said:

RedOne can't autotune a blowjob.
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dmc, Nov 1, 2010

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Liesbeth

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g.britney said:

Personally Beyonce is so over-rated and she screams a lot i think she is a mean person u can feel it from her voice.
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Liesbeth, Nov 1, 2010

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aniraz, VivaForever, Karvel and 4 others like this.
clockworknovak

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How do you folks even find these quotes?

clockworknovak, Nov 1, 2010

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Liesbeth

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I'm heading over to the Bionic thread....
Who knows what I may find in there....

Liesbeth, Nov 1, 2010

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Liesbeth

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From the Ahoy board:

SEX said:

I'm new here. I'm name is Sex. But my friends call me Sweet. I'm 33 years old. I love all kinds of music. This one amazing forum.
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First response:

Mvnl said:

Hello sex, I like you.
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Liesbeth, Nov 1, 2010

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Nunya B

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SomethingKindaUgh said:

Being a Sophie Ellis-Bextor fan is about as stressful as dating.
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Nunya B, Nov 1, 2010

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Island likes this.
RJF

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It would be too easy just to post links to the posting history of both Maureen and Twat Snacks, wouldn't it?

RJF, Nov 1, 2010

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The Poop Master Guest

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I find mcuk really funny.

The Poop Master, Nov 1, 2010

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Merzbeef Guest

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Salli!

Gorl.

Merzbeef, Nov 1, 2010

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Liesbeth

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In Where's Someboy?

Popjustice said:

Charley! said:

Wasn't there also someone who went away to be on a boat?
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I think you're confusing the Popjustice forum with King Kong.
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Liesbeth, Nov 1, 2010

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KamikazeHeart

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Aww, I'm in the opening post! You make me blush.

This is quite long for a "quote", but it HAS to be eternalized:

Mr Telephone Man said:

He and I as I said before have become very friendly, so we talk and joke, and everyday during class I send him texts and he texts me back, one day I told him I wanted to see his phone, just to play on it cause mine was dead, and he fell right into my trap.. have you all ever heard of "latitudes", well let's just say it is a google application that allows you to see where a person is AT ALL TIMES, basically it's a tracking device. But you can only install it by sending your friend a request and they must accept it. Well I slyly pulled out my phone and sent him a request for installation, and on his phone I accepted it and installed it...and the great thing about Blackberry is that you can make certain application icons invisible so you won't see them on your screen, so I installed the application on his phone and made the icon invisible so he would never know.

Now that phase one was out of the way, I went to tracking. For 4 days in a row, he kept going to this same place in Pondre Vedra (a ritzy development in Jacksonville 5 minutes away from my place). I knew that wasn't his address, cause I already had his address weeks ago, haha. But later I pulled up the address, and then it was time for peoplefinder.com to be my guide. Through a well spent $14.95+ it gave me all the information I needed on that address, it revealed to me that there is a 21 year old boy and a 19 year old girl living there, with a mother and a father (as well as their names, household income, home value, relatives...you know the usual).

But alas, my work is not done...I still have to narrow down out of those 4 which one he is seeing, my guess is for the 21 year old boy..cause I'd bet my entire Celine Dion collection that this boy is gay (and I would NEVER bet my Celine collection unless I knew I was going to win). And the 21 year old boy is actually gay, through subsequent facebook stalkings, which makes him even the more suspect. My next move is to follow him come Monday after class and see just who he is meeting.Also, I find myself becoming more and more attracted to my crush's supposed lover haha.
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KamikazeHeart, Nov 1, 2010

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stuaw, that boy is a monster, alanmr and 6 others like this.
Mr Telephone Man

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UNECCESSARY...haha

Mr Telephone Man, Nov 1, 2010

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Island likes this.
clockworknovak

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I'm sorry, I love Mr. Telephone Man, but that story is pure crazy.

clockworknovak, Nov 1, 2010

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citoig

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It's one of those posts that every gay man within 100 miles should be sent, as a warning.

citoig, Nov 1, 2010

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alanmr likes this.
tylerc904

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Classic Maureen:

Maureen said:

Remember the Spice Girls getting back together after their few years fucking about? Nobody cared and Posh and Mel C (arguably the most 'successful' pair at the time of the reunion) obviously wanted to be there as much as I want to be fat. Not. Very.
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Died.

tylerc904, Nov 1, 2010

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alanmr, Karvel and Island like this.
angelX

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This stuck in my head for ages after reading it. multimediac17 on Kristin Stewart:

multimediac17 said:

If she loves acting so much she should try it sometime!
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angelX, Nov 1, 2010

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alanmr and Lander like this.
jamieluke

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That quote from Mr Telephone Man is all sorts of amazing.

jamieluke, Nov 1, 2010

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dmc

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RhythmNative said:

clockworknovak said:

Two things that confuse me about being gay:

Who pays for the dinner on a date?
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The top.
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DEAD.

dmc, Nov 1, 2010

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