'Amazing' Quotes etc.

Danger Zone

Danger Zone

He/Him
strangekin said:
At the end of the day... she has made it clear her current mission statement in both life and this album is that she intends to enjoy being a successful, talented, Albanian goddess, make her bops, and then go bounce on the dick in a tropical destination. That's exactly what she has done.






Where will you be?





Posting on the Popjustice forum and or fingering yourself?



Just like me?




That's what I thought.


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Rmx

Rmx

He/Him/His
Spiceworld said:
Some fans came up with the theory that it's coming on June 21st date since it's the next full moon and because of the 'dance in the shadow on the moon' snippet. Combine that with her announcing Stupid Love on the Tuesday before the Friday it was released, and you land on today.
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RJF said:
Haven’t the release dates of her last like… four lead singles been dictated by leaks, and not where the moon is in the sky?
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aaronhansome said:
who is to say that did not dictate the leaks

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@Spiceworld @RJF @aaronhansome I've been cackling at this for a solid 10 minutes

(Also desperately manifesting this insane rumour to be true, of course)
 
Your Pretty Brains

Your Pretty Brains

he/him/basic cishomo
KYLE said:
I don't know why but I cannot stand the term 'droplet.' Just say non-album single. Droplet sounds like the medical definition of the m&m sized shit you push out after 20 excruciating minutes on the toilet thinking that you are giving birth to a surprise ass-baby.
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This made me feel things... very recent feelings. Thanks KYLE!
 
ColloquialNostalgia

ColloquialNostalgia

I'm sorry but I howled at this interaction

Raichu said:
Had 143 been successful, she would have fucking re-platformed that dude. But I guess pop nerdery will always trump basic morality in Pop & Justice.
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Celestial Mosaic said:
I mean, implying pop stans lack morals also isn't a good look. And bringing up Trump like that was never going to go down well for anyone who read your post.
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Raichu said:
I didn't bring up Trump the President. I used the word trump.
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Rmx

Rmx

He/Him/His
RJF said:
Ava Max literally could never because she has never had a single original thought or even melody in her fucking life, and in fact owes her biggest hit to Gaga putting down one of her toys so she could grab it. To suggest she even has a discernable signature sound to emulate is laughable. She is a compost heap of a popstar, made up of the rotting, discarded remains of those who are better at it than she is.
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RJF said:
Phew, forgot the lightning in the veins that stanning Gagger brings!

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@RJF sis this is an instant classic, love you so much xo
 
Vasilios

Vasilios

Euphoria said:
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me. I like her, it's funny, I enjoy it when Taylor just embraces being a terrifying billionaire cunt. What I don't enjoy is how many young suburban moms (my sister included) made it their anthem this year like it was actually relatable in any way. My score was affected by that, I'm sorry.

Wicked. I'm sick of hearing about it, teebs. Ariana's newest personality/voice/aesthetic, Cynthia everywhere I turn my head... "I wasn't aware that was happening", sis, I fucking wish I could relate. Queer media is ruining my life gassing this shit up. I hope Ariana wins all the awards and acclaim to satisfy and somehow falls back in love with making music again because I am not a musical theater gay, so yes, maybe I'm the problem. Congrats on all the success etc etc.

As for Jolene... No one is coming for her man, I assure you. And I'm good on her "I love Jay Z!" songs for a minute.
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WHY does this not have 200 likes please
 
Rmx

Rmx

He/Him/His
More flowers for @Euphoria because this post legit has me screaming

Euphoria said:
There's this burnt out gay guy I know who I went on a first date with years ago. We walked to a cheap burger place nearby and I was not a regular patron so I was unaware that payment was cash only. We ordered separately and I pulled out my credit card to pay when I was told by the staff I would not be able to order food unless I had cash. I laughed awkwardly and told him, to which he replied "Awww, that sucks". Mind you, moments before I had watched him pay for his $7 order with a $20 bill and stuff the change back in his wallet. So we spent our first date talking in the parking lot while I watched him eat his food as he bitched about his job at the nearby frozen yogurt shop. He offered me one fry. I politely declined.

Years have passed. He lost his job at the frozen yogurt shop and became a half-hearted go-go dancer at one of the dingy local gay clubs. He has impressively shit taste in tattoos: a disturbingly massive geometric pattern that runs down the side of his thigh, a massive flower on his shoulder that looks like an oozing rosebud, some generi-gay filler stars of assorted shadings, and he now posts free musty nudes on his NSFW Twitter page that get an average of 3 likes once the bot accounts are filtered. The entire package is wildly unappetizing.

All this to say: He was also a UK Pop gay, it was something we bonded over, and even without knowing, I am certain that he is stomping the fuck out to this song today in someone's dark, damp, Crisco-smeared backroom. And so I'd be lying if I said part of my enjoyment of this track isn't affected by this. It makes me shudder. But I hope that in sharing this, I can reclaim this bop for my own personal enjoyment. xo
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