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Awkward + embarrassing moments

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by graffiti my soul, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. Well the choreography for 'Vanity' really only involves some lubricant, a wide-girth object and some privacy.
     
  2. SilverSurfer

    SilverSurfer Guest

    I was watching porn on my laptop with headphones in my dorm room, and my laptop sometimes plays things out loud even if you have the headphones in. This went unnoticed by me for a good 10 minutes (at which point there was already loud moaning and "porn sounds") until I removed the earphone for a second because my ear itched and I noticed. At that moment I also realized there was a group of people talking outside my room in the hallway. I don't think I've ever felt more mortified in my life.
     
  3. Can I just use Christina?
     
  4. JadeFan

    JadeFan Guest

    Am I the only one who plays Like A Virgin really loudly with earphones on in the library? On purpose?
     
  5. I never did it on purpose. I used to be so embarrassed when people asked me what I'm listening to. Not because of the songs (my taste is impeccable and I let everyone know) but because it always follows with "Why don't you listen to male artists/R&B/Hip Hop/Rap" and every other stereotypical male thing to listen to.

    In my Economics class I was listening to Christina's "Bionic" and it was unknowingly playing really loudly, and a girl that was sitting next to my crush yelled across the classroom; "Are you listening to gunshots, Martin?" and that was pretty weird for me.
     
  6. There was a guy in the library a couple of weeks ago who was listening to JLo (On the Floor, I'm Into You) Beyonce (Can't remember which song actually) and other random stuff really loudly, and everyone was noticing, but it never dawned on him that it was playing that loudly, or else he didn't care. Nobody had the guts to ask him to turn it down and I left before he did, so I've no idea if he was even stopped.
     
  7. LJB

    LJB

    Text message alert.

    "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH"

    In the middle of a silent Psychology class. It's been 'default beep' ever since.
     
  8. Similarly in my Biology class my ringtone went off when my friend called me on purpose knowing my phone wasn't on silent. My ringtone was the chorus of "Woohoo".
     
  9. Why would you ever change such a flawless message tone?!

    My message tone is currently the Mario 1-Up noise, but I must change it immediately to "It's Britney, bitch!" (Well, my default message tone is Mario 1-Up. I have certain other tones for particular people. The one for my best friend is the "Ahhhh ... Kelly Clarkson!!" bit from 40-Year-Old Virgin. I've had a few dodgy looks when it goes off in public.)
     
  10. Years back, a friend and I had been at a house party and were on the first tube home on a Sunday morning. We had to change lines (District to Jubilee, in case you were wondering) and there was no one around but us. Dannii was storming the hit parade with “I Begin To Wonder” at the time and we were a little tipsy and very much in need of sleep, so we were singing it to entertain ourselves and try to stay awake. As we approached our platform from the winding tunnel passages I decided to end the song on a big dramatic finale à la Dannii, so I belted out a huge “AND IIIIIIIII BEGIN TO WONDER” and jumped onto the platform – only to be greeted by about 25 early morning passengers, who all looked at me like I was a twat. Very embarrassing.
     
  11. A few years ago, when I first discovered Khia, I had My Neck, My Back on constant repeat on my iPod touch. I was casually waiting for the bus just as school was properly closing (as in all the teachers were leaving and waiting at the bus stop too). Now, I'm a very clumsy person, and thanks to relentlessly dropping my iPod, it sometimes did this thing where music would play out of the speakers, and my headphone sat the same time.

    The first time I discovered this, was at the bus stop. "MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK" blared out the speakers full volume, but I din't notice because I had my headphones in. It played on repeat 3 times before I realised. I wanted to die.
     
  12. AMAZING.

    Didn't anyone say anything?
     
  13. There was a lot of looks, but I think most people were just really embarassed for me. The PE made sure to be really unprofessional and tease me for it though. Why are the hot people always nasty?
     
  14. Ha! I don't even think I was drunk when I wrote that. What is wrong with me?
     
  15. Amazing. I actually just choked on a very hot cup of tea reading that. My mouth hurts.
     
  16. "Mountainago" should actually be a unit of time.
     
  17. Tribal Spaceman

    Tribal Spaceman Oh, OK.

    I'm going to start using that.
     
  18. ops

    ops

    My grandmother: "You like Madonna, don't you?"

    I wonder how much of my family thinks I'm gay.
     
  19. I put my "I'm A Free Bitch" Lady Gaga shirt for washing once, and my sister confronted me saying "Why is mum panicking and saying you have a gay shirt?" It was messed up.
     
  20. SBK

    SBK

    Oh dear. "Panicking"

    Why is it people assume because you're gay you're going to go and contract some awful disease.
    When I told my mum, she was like MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAREFUL.

    Because if I was straight it would be okay to go around sleeping with every girl I met bareback.
     
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