14 turning out is great considering how niche our original Big Pop Girl is these days, and that there are no English songs here! I was going to post the song titles that received an 11 to show you the diversity we stanned over here but with such a small pool of voters, is that a good idea? Your thoughts!
So what did the 14 of us collectively decide was the worst track of the playlist?
So PopJustice decidedly chose the biggest selling record on the list to be the first one to go! Perhaps a little surprising that such a huge hit (which was known by many prior to the rate, albeit by different interpreters) would cause the most hostility, but familiarity was no saviour to the tiny bikini this time around! I mean, I completely understand why this is the first cut – unlike Dalida’s early hits like
Bambino or
Gondolier,
Itsi Bitsi Petit Bikini has aged poorly – the instrumental, the melody or even the lyric are on the simple and juvenile side of things (my 8.7 score <seems high, but in a Dalida Rate - is it really??> was very
@ohnostalgia influenced, my own not the user).
Let’s still cover the basics on this classic though, since it probably will be the only time we discuss it on PopJustice. A novelty bubble-gum 1960 hit (hello,
@iheartpoptarts!!),
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini went on to make #1 in the US (and sold one million copies) for
Brian Hyland. Written by
Paul Vance and
Lee Pockriss, the story is told in three verses where 1) the lady is afraid to leave the locker room in such a tiny bikini, 2) once on the sand wrapped herself in a towel, and 3) once in the ocean she was too afraid to come out. When released, further to becoming the smash hit it was – the single prompted a sudden take off in bikini sales and is credited as a huge influencer in the acceptance of the modern bikini in society, allowing many surf movies and TV shows to build on that momentum.
Why did I select this particular cover for the playlist when Dalida has so many to choose from? Well, believe it or not – there is an interesting connection and talking point here! You see, Dalida’s win of the Miss Egypt contest before she became a singer was due to her iconic swimsuit presentation for which – (you guessed it!!) she wore a bikini.
Back in the 1954!! Madonna found quaking in her own irrelevance!! (Kidding, as you know I am a big Madonna fan)
Further to all this, Dalida’s version
Itsi Bitsi, Petit Bikini came at a time (the first of many notable such moments actually) critics had written her off as a ‘has been’ due to the more traditional chanson sounds on her songs as the Yé-Yé era artists like Johnny Halliday and Sylvie Vartan were emerging. What did the French Queen of Re-Invention do? She releases this and scores a #1 hit in France, Belgium, and Canada of course! Silencing her critics is something you’ll see happened a whole lot in Dalida’s career so consider this a preview!
An interesting titbit about
Itsi Bitsi, Petit Bikini in Belgium for our trivial pleasure – it spent 9 months on their chart as the Sales Figures from 4 versions (including Brian’s and Dalida’s) were combined and counted towards its sales impact. (Can our resident Belgians
@Riiiiiiiii and
@Remorque advise whether this is a common occurrence on their chart, please?)
Dalida’s version is more pleasant than the original I must say, since there is a wonderful playfulness and candid delivery here. Her great engaging storytelling ways work wonders in making this slight cannon fodder track score an impressive average score if you consider some of the below commentary!
@Sprockrooster (7) is into the sheer randomness of it- I am slightly howling at these lyrics. But I stan.
@nnnumb (3) - I hate this song! To be fair, it is the least offensive version I've heard, but I'd still prefer to never hear it again.
@WowWowWowWow (5) becomes another party pooper – So I made a promise to never give lower than a 5 in a single-artist rate unless the song was truly that heinous that I couldn’t justify giving it that much. And honestly I feel like the Lord is testing me here.
@Maki (5.5) will be happy to agree - Sorry, but Dalida singing kindergarten pop is not for me. Even though it doesn't really suit her, she does a pretty good job. Not keen on the original song, either. The weakest in this rate, and I'm sure it won't last long at all. Poor
@pop3blow2 (10) isn't finding many allies here, though that may change very shortly! - I mean, its a classic… in all of its absurd novelty glory.
@Disco Blister (6) comes close however - Obviously a classic and objectively thinking rather great. Unfortunately I’m sick of the song, any version of it.
Look at our Queen being quite the comedian as well, so engaging!
Let me leave you with yet more Wikipedia insight for your next trivia games!!
In September 2006, the song's co-writer Paul Vance read his own mistaken obituary. The obituary was of another man, Paul Van Valkenburgh, who claimed to have written "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" under the name Paul Vance. The impostor had explained his lack of royalty payments for the song by claiming that he had sold the rights as a teenager.
[8] Vance, the song's true co-author, has earned several million dollars from the song since 1960, describing it as "a money machine.