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The perfect time to revive a @MrJames classic post

Bear.

The only embarrassing person in this show is you.

You're trash bro, for real.

There's nothing about Renee and I to give two flying fucks about your opinion.

In the real world you wouldn't even be allowed to speak to us because you're an immature little baby.

Because you're fucking trash. Yeah because look at you, you're going to bed at 9pm and I didn't hear one joke pop out of our mouth.

Oh are you angry?

Bear, you can win, I know this your dream. I have platinum albums, I have performed at Madison Square Garden.

You can have Big Brother baby. I know this is probably the biggest achievement you'll ever have in life, you can have it. Yes really, this is probably the biggest thing you'll ever do with your life.

Oh no, I didn't sell some songs, I sold A LOT of fucking songs and I've done a million things after that as well.

And I have two homes and I have a whole happy life and family.


See myself, yeah? I look good as fuck.

What have you done? Okay so everyone came from nothing. I didn't come from shit and I've done everything.

No one can lighten up because you are a fucking disease bro, you're like herpes, you keep coming back and coming back. You're a fucking disease.

You're not a survivor, you're an asshole and they're keeping you in because you're a big asshole and they like to see that. They don't think you're alright Bear, they like laughing at you. You're an exclamation point, you're a punch-line. You're going to get fifteen minutes and it's going to be over and being an asshole isn't going to get you a pay-cheque any more so you should really rethink your strategy because fucking being an asshole and selling fifteen minutes of hype doesn't mean shit.

The public can think you're alright. If the public think you're alright then they need to get their head checked. Yeah because you're an asshole and everyone who's been involved in this thinks that.

Bear, I don't care, don't you get it? You're the only one that cares. You're the only one that's stressed out. You're the only one that has to put on an act because who you are doesn't sell.

No I don't give a fuck about your little card.

I'm not fucking scared of you. Figure out another fucking lane to walk in. You can throw your hands up all you want.

The truth doesn't hurt. The truth is you're a fucking waste of a life bro.

No dramas, no dramas.

No tell him to get out of the room first. Go run you little bitch. Yeah you are, you're a little bitch. Go find some alcohol so you can mood up bro.

This is Big Brother, would Aubrey come to the diary room?

Sure.
 
Bear.

The only embarrassing person in this show is you.

You're trash bro, for real.

There's nothing about Renee and I to give two flying fucks about your opinion.

In the real world you wouldn't even be allowed to speak to us because you're an immature little baby.

Because you're fucking trash. Yeah because look at you, you're going to bed at 9pm and I didn't hear one joke pop out of our mouth.

Oh are you angry?

Bear, you can win, I know this your dream. I have platinum albums, I have performed at Madison Square Garden.

You can have Big Brother baby. I know this is probably the biggest achievement you'll ever have in life, you can have it. Yes really, this is probably the biggest thing you'll ever do with your life.

Oh no, I didn't sell some songs, I sold A LOT of fucking songs and I've done a million things after that as well.

And I have two homes and I have a whole happy life and family.


See myself, yeah? I look good as fuck.

What have you done? Okay so everyone came from nothing. I didn't come from shit and I've done everything.

No one can lighten up because you are a fucking disease bro, you're like herpes, you keep coming back and coming back. You're a fucking disease.

You're not a survivor, you're an asshole and they're keeping you in because you're a big asshole and they like to see that. They don't think you're alright Bear, they like laughing at you. You're an exclamation point, you're a punch-line. You're going to get fifteen minutes and it's going to be over and being an asshole isn't going to get you a pay-cheque any more so you should really rethink your strategy because fucking being an asshole and selling fifteen minutes of hype doesn't mean shit.

The public can think you're alright. If the public think you're alright then they need to get their head checked. Yeah because you're an asshole and everyone who's been involved in this thinks that.

Bear, I don't care, don't you get it? You're the only one that cares. You're the only one that's stressed out. You're the only one that has to put on an act because who you are doesn't sell.

No I don't give a fuck about your little card.

I'm not fucking scared of you. Figure out another fucking lane to walk in. You can throw your hands up all you want.

The truth doesn't hurt. The truth is you're a fucking waste of a life bro.

No dramas, no dramas.

No tell him to get out of the room first. Go run you little bitch. Yeah you are, you're a little bitch. Go find some alcohol so you can mood up bro.

This is Big Brother, would Aubrey come to the diary room?

Sure.

Someone has just liked this post. What a moment.
 
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