BIG POP GIRLS 2020

[boom bazooka joe]

POV can stay for a while. The song about a petite white woman singing about how special her hair is can leave as soon as possible.

LOL. Really? I feel like, after the 7 rings debacle, all of us were holding onto our panties when the track list was leaked and then subsequently breathed a huge sigh of relief when the song ended up NOT being some programmatic wig anthem like we thought she would do. Also, it’s a bop!

 

[Babyface]

Champagne Problems bops a bit but the crust line is simply unforgivable.

 

[Petty Mayonnaise]

Champagne Problems? When there are still perfectly shit Chromatica tracks left?

 

[RJF]

Just realised I posted Nick Jonas' "Champagne Problems" twice.

Stand by it.

 

[Lost In Japan.]

I think Champagne Problems suffers somewhat from Taylor releasing the definitive song with that title a few months later, but I cannot seriously accept that it is a worse song than Alice, Replay or Babylon?

 

[dodoriazarbon]

Champagne Problems bops a bit but the crust line is simply unforgivable.

It so easily could have been “dust” as well.

 

[swim]

I think Chromatica benefitted from the psychotic stans because I'm like... the only one out here for Smile ddd

 

[strangekin]

Listening to four different songs called Champagne Problems back to back is sort of uncanny valley shit

A reverse warholian “Cellar Door” experience

 

[Ensnare]

My god that font she used for Smile is aggressively ugly.

 

[boom bazooka joe]

I think Chromatica benefitted from the psychotic stans because I'm like... the only one out here for Smile ddd

There are still 6 Katy songs left to Chromaticant's 5, so she's still winning a bit? dddd

 

[soratami]

I don't mind Champagne Problems getting eliminated, but now Smile really shouldn't lose anything else for a while

Never Really Over
Cry About It Later
Teary Eyes
Daisies
Tucked
Harleys In Hawaii

All great-to-excellent songs.

 

[Joe.]

'Cause baby aaaAaäaaæAaaAAll we got

 

[swim]

Also Champagne Problems would slot right into Dua's album. That god damn bass moves me in so many ways

 

[sesita]

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Honestly...bop.

 

[Milotic]

Never Really Over
Cry About It Later
Teary Eyes
Daisies
Tucked
Harleys In Hawaii

All great-to-excellent songs.

 

[reputation.]

Finally. This song had one of my lowest scores (4) in the rate.

Hopefully Obvious is around the corner.

 

[boom bazooka joe]

I don’t have anything else in the rate below a 6 but Tucked, Replay, Motive, a couple of the middle of the road Megan songs, and one song from folklore I won’t say in fear of getting dragged should go next.

 

[K94]

Champagne Problems is one of the best on the album. Don't make me fight Katheryn's corner

 

[strangekin]

Tucked and Champagne Problems kinda slap.... maybe I underrated

 

[Beautiful Child 2]

The crust line made my jaw drop the first time I heard it. And she repeats it! Woeful.