BIG POP GIRLS 2022 - #7

[Jersey]

I gave it a 10 for Britney and Britney only.

 

[Laurence]

@thommyh compares this to the worst song of last year, writing "This is actually worse than "Unholy" in terms of... well just about everything."

 

[nikkysan]

I just pretend this song doesn’t exist and Britney’s last single is still Slumber Party.

 

[CorgiCorgiCorgi]

I really like Elton John. I think he was one of the first artists I ever got into. But Tiny Dancer is one of his weakest singles and it was such an odd choice for this collaboration.

Imagine if they'd released I'm Still Standing 2.0?



Or, if they wanted to keep it downtempo and mellow, I think Britney's vocals would work really well on Daniel.

 

[soratami]

I gave it a 10 for Britney and Britney only.

I feel like that's probably true for most people who gave it a 10 ff

 

[Phloo]

She paused Project Rose to give Elton one last zap of the defibrillator and it actually worked i fear. I saw him terrorizing Joni Mitchell on Youtube the other day. I couldn't see a gun but i felt it's presence. I have to say (barely) hearing fresh vocals from her in 2022 after... everything... was quite an emotional moment for me and affected my score. Pretty Girls was also my most scrobbled track of 2015 so what do i know!

 

[R27]

I only gave this a 5.5 so I'm not mad it's left already. The production is pretty sounding, but the vocal processing is pretty terrible. That being said, there's still a sizeable chunk of Midnights and "Shut Down" that should have left before it.

 

[RainOnFire]

Beg For You and What You Think About Me can go now.

 

[Verandi]

I stopped checking the Britney thread two days after the official release because the gaslighting was reaching inhumane levels nn, so I'm pleased to see most people recovered since then and that most Britney stans didn't venture outside of her thread.

The only version of Tiny Dancer we need is the one from Florence anyway.

 

[Remorque]

To even hear the slightest of her voice in 2022 gave me the feels, but in the end I just couldn't give it a highest score, because ultimately what she gave us of it was minimal. Unfortunate.

 

[Daniel_O]

I gave it a 10 for Britney and Britney only.

Same, of course!

 

[Laurence]

Okay, so can BLACKPINK leave next? Thanks.

 

[SlowGinFizzzz]

Okay, so can BLACKPINK leave next? Thanks.

There are 21 Taylor Swift songs we should get rid of before even considering Blackpink tbh.

 

[GimmeWork]

Praying for my downfall, many have tried, baybay
Catch me when you hear my Lamborghini
Go, vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom

 

[Jonathan27]

Personally I think a song that inspires nothing in me is worse than one that's actively bad, like at least go all the way and commit! On top of that Hold Me Closer is barely its own song anyway, it's so cynically engineered to cash in on nostalgia and if Britney wasn't on it I would think it would've been challenging Unholy for the bottom spot. Nostalgia is one thing but it's baffling to me that people are advocating for original material to be out before this zero effort boomer catnip.

 

[Aester]

Imagine if they'd released I'm Still Standing 2.0?

I would have loved that! Not only is it a better song, but it would have made a lot more sense for Britney.

 

[eatyourself]

Paris, Dear Reader and CHIRI should be the next ones to leave.

 

[Remyky22]

Paris, Dear Reader and CHIRI should be the next ones to leave.

There are like 8-10 tracks on Midnights that should be out before Paris and Dear Reader
and all of them are on the standard version.

 

[Trouble in Paradise]

Question mark should leave next from Midnights.

 

[Aester]

You're all overlooking "The Great War" when talking about which Midnights track should go next.