75
6.6076
HIGHEST SCORE: 10 x 2 (
@TéléDex,
@lovechoerrymotion)
LOWEST SCORE: 1 x 1 (
@Monkey Meat)
MY SCORE: 6.5
A song with Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion sounds like an Earth-shattering single on paper, but my goodness, if this isn't a misfire.
I feel like this was rushed. The story goes that Megan and Dua really wanted to collaborate with each other, expressed in interviews and in social media, with fans begging for the collaboration to happen. I would assume that they began actively looking for songs that would match them and landed on this. I think there would've been something better for them elsewhere because... it really doesn't match the potential of what the song could've been.
It's really bizarre because, in part, I kind of dig the production. I mentioned it when the song came out and others raised it in the thread, but the song is kinda giving K-Pop (not derogatory, depending on who you ask). I immediately heard the intro to the song and thought it sounded familiar. I dug around and it reminded me of
"Perfect Love" by LOONA. Now, that's what I call a classic. Speaking of LOONA, everyone light a lil' prayer candle for them and let's hope they can be freed from their godawful company.
"Sweetest Pie" served as the lead single for Megan Thee Stallion's latest album,
Traumazine. It's slightly fitting for the album, as I found it to be a biTsy underwhelming. I guess that's part of why it was not included in full and only the singles made it in the rate. The album felt more like a mixtape and also felt just, thrown together to serve a purpose (in this case, get Megan out of her contract with her label) as opposed to being an actual quality album. Similarly, "Sweetest Pie" just felt undercooked, thrown together to collaborate on something as opposed to making a great song when the right one came along.
The music video is the most uncanny valley thing I've seen in a while. Dave Meyers is such a hit and miss director for me. He's got Ariana Grande's "no tears left to cry" under his belt, but at the same time "ME!" by Taylor Swift which is a godawful companion to an already abysmal song. The music video doesn't really make sense with the song either, visually at least, because I kind of get the concept.
I guess, the crux of the issue with this song is that, it just feels underbaked. The hook is catchy, it's fine. The verses are there, with some minor lines that stick, but nothing else. It feels forgettable, more than anything. I had forgotten this came out in 2022 until I began compiling the rate. It's a shame because this could've been something big, a momenT, but it really just came and went.