Beyoncé, Taylor - alone, singular, paths unlike any other, they have fans because they have fans. Sarah and John will buy tickets, complain they knew no songs, and leave halfway through for the sitter.
Dua, Sabrina, Ariana - Generally loved by radio, broad appeal, crowd pleasers. Trent (faggot) from Rolling Stone loves them, Bjorg (homosexual) from Pitchfork will quietly give them 7+ scores. Sarah and John will bop to "Espresso" and "Cold Heart"
Chappell, Billie - Loved by every Eden (NB) in the world which makes enough noise for the mainstream to pay attention. Trent thinks they're too much/boring and Bjorg really admires them as songwriters and the production.
Charli - Eden and Bjorg taking turns doing coke off of Trent's perpetually arched, Brat-bethonged back. Sarah and John not invited and don't want to be.