BIG POP GIRLS 2024

[boom bazooka joe]

Sigh. I actually love Sharpest Tool. Julia Michaels reheated her own nachos for it but at least it was when her nachos were good.

Edit: just kidding this wasn’t one of the Julia Michaels co-writes, ignore me.

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

This rate basically being "The Taylor x Sabrina bottom of the Ranking 2025" wtf.

Everyone come quick, Jack Antonoff's getting his ass beat

 

[aaronhansome]

Everyone come quick, Jack Antonoff's getting his ass beat

why was this image so big lakdgjakgl

 

[Beautiful Child 2]

Everyone come quick, Jack Antonoff's getting his ass beat

Stop, this is going to turn someone on.

 

[Euphoria]

Wow. I wasn’t expecting this one out so soon. Whatever…

 

[Dangerous Maknae]

The remaining Sabrina songs are all bangers and none of them should leave until we lose half of Cowboy Carter, Midwest Princess and the extras.

 

[Sam de Jour]

Everyone come quick, Jack Antonoff's getting his ass beat

*moans*

 

[Consideration]

Stop, this is going to turn someone on.

@An Insider <3

 

[An Insider]

@An Insider <3

cc @Euphoria and @Jonathan27

 

[sesita]

Everyone come quick, Jack Antonoff's getting his ass beat

 

[Lapras]

I somewhat enjoy @constantino dragging Taylor’s album in the thread and @soratami claiming nobody actually listened to the Poets songs at every opportunity but “Fortnight” better not go anywhere for a long time! One of serious contenders for my 11.

 

[constantino]

To be clear, I'm a casual fan of Taylor's music and my scores were actually very moderate for the album (ranging from 4 to 9.25) and I appreciate that the Swifties on this forum are generally self-aware and nuanced in both their defence and critiques of the album.

Hell, I've lost some tracks from TTPD that I gave 8s to, but ultimately I would only be up in arms about
How Did It End?, The Prophecy and maybe So Long London exiting soon, because the whole project left a stank that I can't shake.

 

[One of One]

Sharpest Tool got a 5 from me so I'm not bothered by it's loss. Short N Sweet is my least favourite album here but does have some very good songs that I will continue to listen to. My lowest Taylor score was 5 (Fresh Out the Slammer, The Alchemy and thanK You AIMee) and my highest was 10.

 

[Ashling92]

Ouch, losing two clear 10s back to back from TTPD hurts. Fresh Out The Slammer and The Bolter are both fantastic.

These cuts are so random. While the averages aren’t too bad, it’s clear lots of you just punished Taylor for having a long album of mostly slow to mid tempos. And sure, that’s your right to do so, but we’re supposed to be rating songs individually. The majority of the songs are actually brilliant - at least the write ups give the songs the credit they deserve.

It’s interesting that the other songs eliminated recently don’t have near the same amount of 10s Taylor’s songs are getting.

Sigh.

I’ve no strong feelings about Sharpest Tool whatsoever though, bye. Sabrina’s album truly was half killer, half filler.

 

[rdp]

The Fabelmans reference?? OKAYYYYY

 

[LTG]

The Fabelmans reference?? OKAYYYYY

Ms Sammy was such a diva.

 

[soratami]

Radical Optimism having lost the second least songs so far after eternal sunshine and HIT ME HARD AND SOFT despite a certain subsect of (joyless, sun-deprived, probably never been to Europe, possibly just scared of @RJF) voters calling for its head basically since the rate began... that's PopJustice(TM)

 

[RJF]

possibly just scared of @RJF

I’ve seen a few posts, I don’t know how widespread it is.

 

[Subwaykid]

The Dua cull needs to come and go as quickly as this forum’s attention span to the album did.

 

[SlowGinFizzzz]

When the top twenty ends up being just Eternal Sunshine, Radical Optimism and Brat, then what?