BIG POP GIRLS 2024

I Love You, I'm Sorry is so bland, but I think there's worse here. It won't be missed anyway.

Close To You and Tha's So True are guilty pleasures for me, unfortunately.
 
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So why did we rate a chipmunk vaporwave remix of Chuck Berry's voice?!?!? It's a nice transition, and I gave a 8, but it's not Beyoncé or a guest artist.
 
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Oops, I forgot to send in my ballot, but with 142 voters I don't think it would've made too much of a difference. I had 24 10s and 1 11

Charli: Sympathy is a Knife / Von Dutch / Everything is Romantic / Girl so confusing / Apple / 365 / Guess / Spring Breakers + 360 was my 11

Beyonce: Texas Hold Em / II Most Wanted (the only non-brat contender for my 11) / RIIVERDANCE / II HANDS II HEAVEN

Sabrina: Taste / Juno

Ariana: Supernatural / We Can't Be Friends

Dua: End of an Era / Houdini / Happy for You

Billie: Birds of a Feather

Chappell: Pink Pony Club / Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl / Good Luck Babe

Jade: Angel of My Dreams

and the next cuts should be Slim Pickins / Dumb & Poetic
 
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Phoebe and Taylor are high-grade heroin, Gracie is the stuff that your local drug addicts are taking in Boots behind the curtain to stave off a fix
Oh my fucking god
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Gracie Abrams is genuinely one of the most everything-challenged pop girls to have been present on a chart. Overnight oats are more exciting and refreshing. She makes Ava Max feel like a trailblazer innovator and Keke Palmers' Selena Gomez into having a semblance of artistic personality just by sheer comparison.

And I still gave both songs a 6-something, some people call me Mother Teresa.
 
NOT the first five eliminations being my lowest five scorers! Between Beyonce finally winning AOTY and this, I'm having a great start to the week.

My only scores left below a 6 are;

intro (end of the world)
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
The Manuscript
Robin
I might say something stupid
Spring breakers
 

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I'd have put Oh Louisiana closer to the #100 mark, I think it sweetly delivers one of the album's mission statements to pay respect to and amplify voices from the past, who better than Chuck Berry to pay homage to? Its inclusion also chimes today especially with Beyoncé's comment at the Grammy Awards about genre being used to keep artists boxed in, so think it's the only early cut I'd disagree with so far.

Gracie Abrams... the write up says it all. The Taylor co-sign knocking any remaining teeth out of her career's bite is so spot on, it's set to be the worst backhanded compliment that will ever happen to her; if she has any sense she'll pivot into a different style with her next album to get out from under that rock.

As for Katy - could have lived with Lifetimes staying in a few more places, but I can't fundamentally disagree with the bottom three places all belonging to her, she's in new territory for a Big Pop Girl, taking the art of flopping into a nosedive. I think some of the ire towards Katy is misplaced, projecting what Dr. Luke did onto her as if she's criminally responsible for the actions of a producer - but as has been discussed to death, she still made the insane business decision to work with someone whose career was in tatters, staking her own reputation on his, which is mind boggling. She's got an amazing career of being a heritage live act ahead of her, as any of her peers at her level of accomplishment do, but she's probably ensured this was the last nail in the coffin of her career as a popular recording artist.
 

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