BIG POP GIRLS 2024

[Mr Blonde]

Gracie makes music for Swifties to listen to when they're not listening to Taylor. Being Taylor's horcrux is evidently paying off but I find her music mostly inoffensive.

 

[Mirwais Ahmadzaï]

I think That's So True is a fun, silly, mindless bop now. Habituation got me. The lyrics are sooo juvenile (complimentary, actually). The bridge is beyond shameless in its Taylor aping. She may have learned a thing or two about a successful reboot at home.

I Love You, I'm Sorry on the other hand? Absolute drivel. Self-indulgent dirge. Resounding nothingness. Return to sender. Dad should get a refund from Aaron Dessner on that one.

 

[Babyface]

She may have learned a thing or two about a successful reboot at home.

omg

 

[R27]

Y'all better not do HISS dirty. Let us not forget the song that kicked off the year of rap beefs and diss tracks.

 

[Joe.]

I’m His, He’s Mine should avoid the bottom 10 for Doechii’s part.

 

[Dangerous Maknae]

People suggesting Gracie Abrams songs as 0 contenders is one of the edgiest takes I've witnessed here.

 

[RJF]

The bit in "That's So True" when she goes full Tom DeLonge with, "OI'M NAWT THAAAT EVAAAAWLED OI'M SAWRY." is a nightmare.

 

[Subwaykid]

The bit in "That's So True" when she goes full Tom DeLonge with, "OI'M NAWT THAAAT EVAAAAWLED OI'M SAWRY." is what it's all about baby.

 

[beyoncésweave]

This is the blessed time of the year when I learn the names of a whole new set of white girls

 

[cosmicfox]

Last time I did an 8 album rate it did not go over well.
Coincidentally, it also involved Taylor, Beyonce and Katy, the latter of whom had the lowest ranked song and the highest.
Anyways I'm here to do what the Grammys won't.

 

[Jersey]

The song I'm blessing with my zero better have aligned with everyone else's chakras, please.

 

[savilizabeths]

I fear people will hate me for my BRAT scores now that I’m finally listening to it.

It’s just not to my taste I guess.

 

[Robsolete]

My finger hovering seductively over the 0 button when those Wicked songs meet my ears.

 

[Joe.]

The way she's about to dark horse her way into the top 10.

 

[dodoriazarbon]

finally learning what a Gracie Abrams is

 

[2014]

Billie could really get one of the highest album averages for a BPG rate ever? It’s only 10 tracks and no one realistically would drag the talent on display.

 

[RJF]

no one realistically would drag the talent on display

Bold to assume this dumb bucket of queers live in reality.

 

[daninternational]

Billie could really get one of the highest album averages for a BPG rate ever? It’s only 10 tracks and no one realistically would drag the talent on display.

 

[Ashling92]

Billie could really get one of the highest album averages for a BPG rate ever? It’s only 10 tracks and no one realistically would drag the talent on display.

If I’ve learned anything from participating in these rates, is that there is always at least one contrarian member who will give a masterpiece a 3.

 

[Jonathan27]

Billie’s gotten my 11 twice before but Hit Me Hard and Soft is one of the weaker albums here. For being her third album there’s just too much familiarity in the melodies especially compared to how much of a level up Happier Than Ever was.