I've never enjoyed her music but after seeing an outpour of 10/10 reviews I decided to give it a chance and... The Diner is fun and irreverent. Bittersuite is enjoyable for a couple minutes of its run. Lunch is fun too, even if absolutely trite (this is the best word I found to describe how this album sounds). It sonds like a Sabrina Carpenter song that takes itself too seriously.
The rest is definitely not for me. Her vocals make me want to jump her with a shot of adrenaline, even when she's "belting" it sounds as if she's high on clonazepam, from the tone to the enunciation. She's literally mumbling over some of these tracks. I felt like Birds Of a Feather was fun, but the song didn't go anywhere. And the amount of mellow whispered half-enunciated guitar-led ballads... Everything is so still and stern. I'm physically tired after this album. It's like watching paint dry.