BLACK GIRL DEBUT MAGIC™ - WINNER
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Ahem, excuse me, is y'all read...
now WAIT just a fckn minuto
RESULTS℠
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~TOMORROW~
shady ass hoes
now WAIT just a fckn minuto
RESULTS℠
....
~TOMORROW~
shady ass hoes
Just liken someone to Tinashe's delayed Joyride release to get results? Hmmm. Someone hit up Charli on twitter ASAP!
I legit love my Mac desktop, never got a macbook replacement when it peaced out a couple of years ago. I'm perfectly okay with my iPad as a portable alternative since they seem to be finally catching up to doing most of the same shit I do on a regular computer with their recent updates.
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The sad thing being I bought an iPad too and it sits neglected as well dddddddd
I use mine alot with the astropad app to turn it into a drawing tablet and do a lot of note taking and writing for school as well. I just like how everything is tied into the iCould and I can easily pick it up from my desktop if I feel as if I need to stop lounging. I sound like such an Apple stan right now. Kii.
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Lol well Imma join you because iCloud Photo Library is iconic. In any case though I'm glad to have em all. Ready to hand out these results to y'all. xoxo
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ALRIGHT
So after nearly 40 voters, over 21,000 words of commentary, a barrage of PM's back-and-forth with so many of you #fans, and a release schedule rivaling Mutya Keisha Siobhan, we done made it y'all. Can ya believe it? I'm not only super motherfucking excited, but ridiculously honored to finally delve into THE RESULTS ®. We did it, we made it, etc. here we are. So without further ado... here's your worst-rated song, as your ballots decided with sniper-like precision:
#86
How Many Times (feat. Future) - 6.705
9 x 2 - (@inevitable, @beyoncésweave)
3 x 1 - (@happiestgirl)
My score - 7.5
Track background: Built around a rather generous interpolation/sample of Janet Jackson's "Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)" from her breakout 1986 LP Control, Tinashe's spin was produced by Jasper Cameron and released as track six on her debut album Aquarius in 2014.
Soooooo… let’s just say this song had a fairly decent amount of fans, some people who can somehow actually find some joy from Future’s funeral being captured in a recording booth. Unfortunately, however, those four voters couldn’t overcome the tide turning so swiftly in the opposite direction. Once this one fell, it never recovered, and to be honest with you all… my tank full of fucks is sitting pretty on 'E'. Let’s hear what y’all had to say in your own colorful commentary:
@TRAVVV - A lovely ode to Janet that’s completely trashed by Future’s presence.
@paperboyfriendd - Future's verse sounds likes he's getting CPR whilst rapping and I can't say I'm a fan
@digitalkaiser - I’ve never really been a huge fan of this song, coming after 2 on and before pretend really does it a disservice, but it’s still kind of a bop. I reallllllly love that romantic chorus though, it’s certainly the best part of the song.
@Bangers&Bops - Aquarius' true centerpiece, this midtempo red-light special will get you in the mood with one always-relevant query: “How many times can we make love in one night?” Flipping Janet’s 1986 single “Funny How Time Flies,” Tinashe, um, elongates her vowels like Rihanna to create a sensual vibe, an aural aphrodisiac. But then, just as you’re about to drag and drop this onto your slow jamz playlist, Future happens…
@soratami - This really kills the flow of the album a bit, it's kind of cringe and I always skip it
@happiestgirl - God I detest Future’s verse on this. Her angelic vocals can’t make it up for it. Also the lyrics are just…kind of stupid
@AshleyKerwin - This song kind of relies on the sample, but when it’s Janet Jackson, is that wrong?
@ohnostalgia - Ehhhh... I don’t think Future is giving his best work here plus it interrupts the flow of the song.
@constantino - I usually don’t mind a Future feature but he sounds like he’s having a seizure and it ruins the mood a bit. The intro is cute, I guess.
@Solenciennes - I’ve never been particularly enamoured with this, the chorus pops off admittedly.
Live performance(s):
Good job, everyone!
So after nearly 40 voters, over 21,000 words of commentary, a barrage of PM's back-and-forth with so many of you #fans, and a release schedule rivaling Mutya Keisha Siobhan, we done made it y'all. Can ya believe it? I'm not only super motherfucking excited, but ridiculously honored to finally delve into THE RESULTS ®. We did it, we made it, etc. here we are. So without further ado... here's your worst-rated song, as your ballots decided with sniper-like precision:
#86
How Many Times (feat. Future) - 6.705
9 x 2 - (@inevitable, @beyoncésweave)
3 x 1 - (@happiestgirl)
My score - 7.5
Track background: Built around a rather generous interpolation/sample of Janet Jackson's "Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)" from her breakout 1986 LP Control, Tinashe's spin was produced by Jasper Cameron and released as track six on her debut album Aquarius in 2014.
Soooooo… let’s just say this song had a fairly decent amount of fans, some people who can somehow actually find some joy from Future’s funeral being captured in a recording booth. Unfortunately, however, those four voters couldn’t overcome the tide turning so swiftly in the opposite direction. Once this one fell, it never recovered, and to be honest with you all… my tank full of fucks is sitting pretty on 'E'. Let’s hear what y’all had to say in your own colorful commentary:
@TRAVVV - A lovely ode to Janet that’s completely trashed by Future’s presence.
@paperboyfriendd - Future's verse sounds likes he's getting CPR whilst rapping and I can't say I'm a fan
@digitalkaiser - I’ve never really been a huge fan of this song, coming after 2 on and before pretend really does it a disservice, but it’s still kind of a bop. I reallllllly love that romantic chorus though, it’s certainly the best part of the song.
@Bangers&Bops - Aquarius' true centerpiece, this midtempo red-light special will get you in the mood with one always-relevant query: “How many times can we make love in one night?” Flipping Janet’s 1986 single “Funny How Time Flies,” Tinashe, um, elongates her vowels like Rihanna to create a sensual vibe, an aural aphrodisiac. But then, just as you’re about to drag and drop this onto your slow jamz playlist, Future happens…
@soratami - This really kills the flow of the album a bit, it's kind of cringe and I always skip it
@happiestgirl - God I detest Future’s verse on this. Her angelic vocals can’t make it up for it. Also the lyrics are just…kind of stupid
@AshleyKerwin - This song kind of relies on the sample, but when it’s Janet Jackson, is that wrong?
@ohnostalgia - Ehhhh... I don’t think Future is giving his best work here plus it interrupts the flow of the song.
@constantino - I usually don’t mind a Future feature but he sounds like he’s having a seizure and it ruins the mood a bit. The intro is cute, I guess.
@Solenciennes - I’ve never been particularly enamoured with this, the chorus pops off admittedly.
Live performance(s):
Good job, everyone!
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Y'all are......so wrong.
Not regretting my score because this is an absolute sexual ass bop, the Future rap just provides some much needed breathing room and then you can get right back to it.
@happiestgirl turn on your location binch, were gonna find out how many times I can scalp in one night.
Okay I'm fine with this but I might have picked another song
CupcakKe sweetie I'm so sorry.
And we’re off
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