BPG 2019 - THE END

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7 rings goes off I know it's problematic but that bridge was a cultural reset

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7 Rings is a bop and I will go with "a critique on capitalism where shopping is used as a coping mechanism" narrative to justify me liking it.

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Wearing a ring, but ain't gonna be no centrists
Bought free education for all of my bitches
I rather spoil all the poor with Bezos' riches
Think wealth redistribution my new addiction.

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Liberals who said money can't solve your problems
Must not have had problems where money can solve 'em
They say "which ones?"
I say, "nuh, healthcare for all 'em"
Happiness is when we guillotine that ugly ass bottom

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Wearing a ring, but ain't gonna be no centrists
Bought free education for all of my bitches
I rather spoil all the poor with Bezos' riches
Think wealth redistribution my new addiction.

bt7oG9C.gif


Liberals who said money can't solve your problems
Must not have had problems where money can solve 'em
They say "which ones?"
I say, "nuh, healthcare for all 'em"
Happiness is when we guillotine that ugly ass bottom

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I hate myself for reading this with Ariana's flow.
 
7 Rings has never been quite as awful as its made out to be around here. Messy and stupid? Sure absolutely, but it does knock a bit, and my 6 reflects that. It's infinitely more enjoyable than Break Up With Your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, and Sweet But Psycho at the very least.

The video is an unmitigated disaster, though. Footage of Ari giving her team the brief on the content of the video:
 
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Songs where someone is bragging about their wealth always suck. It’s the least interesting topic to write about.
 
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SCORE: 5.409

HIGHEST SCORE
: 10 x 4 (@Dangerous Maknae, @Jacques, @K94, @PushyBakerFriend)
LOWEST SCORE: 0 x 11 (@happiestgirl, @ohnostalgia, @Trouble in Paradise, @Verandi, @Bolton, @Bangers&Bops, @Solenciennes, @Robsolete, @BTG, @Rem, @Beautiful Child 2)
MY SCORE: 9/10

Whew, this bop! IwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotitIwantitIgotit!



Before she endorsed Bernie Sanders, Socialist Queen was already laying the groundwork for her 1% brethren to distribute their wealth by way of buying diamonds for their best friends. Benevolent! Generous! Poor the girls who just asked for paper rings, pfeh. Even more charitable? Signing away 90% of the royalties for this very big hit to the estates of Rodgers & Hammerstein in exchange for sampling My Favorite Things. Probably won't make no money off this, oh well, but at least little Oscar Hammerstein the Ninth has his boarding school paid for.

I'll admit this is not the sound I run to Ariana for, and sonically and lyrically it's a bit of an outlier on its parent album. I recall some hand-wringing that the album would follow this template, which ultimately didn't come to pass. The whiplash of this after the self flagellating introspection of 'in my head', nn, but I guess we deal with grief in different ways, don't we dears? And some of us go to Tiffany's and spend a zillion dollars.

'7 rings' was a runaway hit from day one, piggybacking off 'thank u next's domination to become one of Ariana's biggest hits - eight weeks at #1, including its debut; two Grammy nominations; performances everywhere; and a year-end chart placement of #69 (nice). Some of you hate it, but what can ya do!









Scream, but I most certainly did not give this anywhere near a 10, just saying.
 
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Truly nothing more repulsive than an already pre-fame privileged white girl bragging about how wealthy she is, blackfishing, shamelessly appropriating black culture and trying to justify it because some of her friends are black. Yuck.

I guess this forum forgives cultural appropriation when Ariana does it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Big Brovaz did the Favourite Things sample better years ago.

Anyway, glad it's out.
 
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I've said it before, but I don't care how awful the Favorite Things sample is when the middle-8 effortlessly snatches all the life from me!

Yuh, my receipts be lookin like phone numbers, if it aint piggy then wrong number,
blackfishing's my business card the way AAVE settin the tone for me,
i don't mean to brag but i be like put it in the BAG yuh
when u see them racks they stacked up like my ass (lmao) YUH
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Still tru
 

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