BPG 2019 - THE END
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He/Him/His
Spirit is not fucking better than Shallow, which y'all do the most over!!! At least I can remember how Ally's croaking goes
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He/Him
SMALL TALK DIDN'T DERSERVE THIS YOU BASTARDS!
I gave it a 9 cause, while it's not one of my favorite Katy songs ever, it's a cute bop, with relatabel lyrics, that I never skip, and sometimes actively seek out. And I find the "blah blah blah's" kinda hilarious in a good way.
I gave it a 9 cause, while it's not one of my favorite Katy songs ever, it's a cute bop, with relatabel lyrics, that I never skip, and sometimes actively seek out. And I find the "blah blah blah's" kinda hilarious in a good way.
There's plenty of material left on Lover that can leave first and I will remain unbothered.
55
SCORE: 5.968
HIGHEST SCORE: 11 x 1 (@UncleDeSeanAli), 10 x 7 (@DJHazey, @2014, @sexercise, @soratami, @Ana Raquel, @Ashling92, @Laurence)
LOWEST SCORE: 0 x 4 (@Petty Mayonnaise, @Jonathan27, @Solenciennes, @japanbonustrack)
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene.
I cannot believe that this went top ten in the US, which isn't any statement on its quality, but simply on the fact that it's such a throwback moment of whatever and doesn't fit in with ANY current radio or streaming trends and yet...there it went. Follow-up singles 'So Am I' and 'Torn by Ava Max' did absolutely nothing, so she's currently on track to be the next Natalie La Rose instead of the next LadGagy, but hey, she'll always have Sweet Butt Cyclone. And that boy is a monster's destroyed pussy.
It isn't Amanda Ava's fault that some...misguided...corners of the internet hyped ha up to to be the "return of REAL pop!!!" and all the dog whistling that comes with that title, so instead I choose to lean back and enjoy watching her fearlessly emulate all the forgotten gerls who were featured on NixMix and RnbXclusive back in 2008. Nice voice, and she's SO retro that I find it endearing, but none of it bodes well for her longevity - nor does the fact that there appears to be no album on the horizon. The cruel irony is that she's so performative that there's nothing to latch on to, because it's all smoke and mirrors and a wig that got stuck in a grain thresher. I don't know where Ava goes from here, but it needs to be her 'SOS'. And not the Jordin Sparks one. (Banger though).
I'll leave you all with this fucking hilarious sentence from the Sweet But Psycho wikipedia entry: "Max first encountered record producer Cirkut at his dinner party in LA around April 2014, during which she had several demos rejected from producers and songwriters." The mental image of her in a shitty wig forcing people to listen to her demos in the middle of a party and them giving a flat 'no' on the spot...it's strangekin at my Thanksgiving all over again.
SCORE: 5.968
HIGHEST SCORE: 11 x 1 (@UncleDeSeanAli), 10 x 7 (@DJHazey, @2014, @sexercise, @soratami, @Ana Raquel, @Ashling92, @Laurence)
LOWEST SCORE: 0 x 4 (@Petty Mayonnaise, @Jonathan27, @Solenciennes, @japanbonustrack)
Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene.
I cannot believe that this went top ten in the US, which isn't any statement on its quality, but simply on the fact that it's such a throwback moment of whatever and doesn't fit in with ANY current radio or streaming trends and yet...there it went. Follow-up singles 'So Am I' and 'Torn by Ava Max' did absolutely nothing, so she's currently on track to be the next Natalie La Rose instead of the next LadGagy, but hey, she'll always have Sweet Butt Cyclone. And that boy is a monster's destroyed pussy.
It isn't Amanda Ava's fault that some...misguided...corners of the internet hyped ha up to to be the "return of REAL pop!!!" and all the dog whistling that comes with that title, so instead I choose to lean back and enjoy watching her fearlessly emulate all the forgotten gerls who were featured on NixMix and RnbXclusive back in 2008. Nice voice, and she's SO retro that I find it endearing, but none of it bodes well for her longevity - nor does the fact that there appears to be no album on the horizon. The cruel irony is that she's so performative that there's nothing to latch on to, because it's all smoke and mirrors and a wig that got stuck in a grain thresher. I don't know where Ava goes from here, but it needs to be her 'SOS'. And not the Jordin Sparks one. (Banger though).
I'll leave you all with this fucking hilarious sentence from the Sweet But Psycho wikipedia entry: "Max first encountered record producer Cirkut at his dinner party in LA around April 2014, during which she had several demos rejected from producers and songwriters." The mental image of her in a shitty wig forcing people to listen to her demos in the middle of a party and them giving a flat 'no' on the spot...it's strangekin at my Thanksgiving all over again.
He/Him
Sweet But Psycho is a fun little bop that is really enjoyable. So it got a 9 from me. It's one if the times I'm happy a song was a hit.
Where the hell is Break Up? I fucking over scored it and I hate myself
Where the hell is Break Up? I fucking over scored it and I hate myself
Topping the charts and scalping the haters most likely!!!!!
Sweet But Psycho is soulless FameGa gay pandering trash with zero individuality or actual joy. It's like a robot trying to emulate what a "fun bop" is.
He/him
The phrase 'Sweet But Psycho' gives me big "straight dude fucks woman once, gets bored of her, labels her crazy to his friends for no other reason" energy.
I at least hope Liz Lemon got a writing credit for the "grab a cop's gun kind of crazy" line.
I at least hope Liz Lemon got a writing credit for the "grab a cop's gun kind of crazy" line.
Made it far enoughhhh.
A good chunk of my poorly scored songs have now left so soon enough eliminations will start to hurt.
A good chunk of my poorly scored songs have now left so soon enough eliminations will start to hurt.
she/her
Small Talk is definitely shit, but I feel like literally one person (not me) called it the worst single of her career and y'all are focusing on it a bit too much. I really like Never Really Over and Harleys in Hawaii, Small Talk was just really not it.
Sweet but Psycho however is AMAZING and this forum continues to do the absolute most over Ava Max.
Sweet but Psycho however is AMAZING and this forum continues to do the absolute most over Ava Max.
Solenciennes
Staff member
A song without redeeming qualities.
she/her
I don’t like Harley’s in Hawaii that much. Small Talk is better. I remain tasteless.
she/her
A little bicycle out before break up???????? can we please stop
he/him
55
SCORE: 5.968
Something something I'll take an album with 12 Sweet But Psychos and everyone else can cry with their depressed 'bops'.