BPG 2019 - THE END

[Laura Vanderbooben]

Small Talk is definitely shit, but I feel like literally one person (not me) called it the worst single of her career and y'all are focusing on it a bit too much.

let me be dramatic ashley

 

[sexercise]

Sweet but Psycho is a top tier basic bop. Ava’s career is questionable but she made a point or two.

 

[matthew.]

Aldi Max made a pleasant pop sing with 'Sweet But Psycho', the kind you'll keep on when it shows up on shuffle but never actively seek out. The look, the following singles, the live performances, the unbelievable doberman stanning the thread saw... absolute carnage.

 

[soratami]

Aldi Max made a pleasant pop sing with 'Sweet But Psycho', the kind you'll keep on when it shows up on shuffle but never actively seek out. The look, the following singles, the live performances, the unbelievable doberman stanning the thread saw... absolute carnage.

We know Natalia Kills can be a bit aggressive on occasion, but calling her a doberman is a bit too much.

 

[matthew.]

Natalia Kills can occasionally be a bit aggressive but calling her a doberman is a bit too much.

 

[RainOnFire]

so she's currently on track to be the next Natalie La Rose

Your elephant memory astounds me

 

[Gabeee9292]

Wondering which Billie song will get the boot first. Nothing was below a 7 in my ballot.

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

Your elephant memory astounds me

Same

 

[GimmeWork]

I'll get my life and you depressed hoes can listen to whatever boring shit makes you cry.​

I will NOT be lectured on pop music by tricks with serotonin deficiencies. Go get ya Vitamin D up and then we can have a chat!

SCREAMING! Obviously on-brand, but still DYING. The wit, charm and expert shade of it all.

I feel like I was just clocked pausing my Billie playlist, grabbing my triangular over-sized sunglasses, skipping the SPF(!) and fleeing my dungeon hotel room in a frenzy so that I have time to stop at the rite-aid for bronzer before all the seats at that "chat" fill-up so that I can properly stan the Vanderboobs in person!

 

[dylanaber]

Every time I hear even three-seconds of "Sweet But Psycho" I feel like my time is being wasted. It's just joyless. I'm not opposed to lobotomy-pop of this kind per se, but this is just so miserably done and, for a song that is quite curious as a "hit"/cultural object in a lot of ways, just utterly inessential.

 

[Jwentz]

Sweet But A Psycho is a fine little drag music adjacent toe tapper, I gave it a 5. So Am I is where the derivative nature of Ava really really becomes unenjoyable.

 

[matthew.]

Sweet But A Psycho is a fine little drag music adjacent toe tapper, I gave it a 5. So Am I is where the derivative nature of Ava really really becomes unenjoyable.

And to think it only took her one more single to reveal her true form. Talent!

 

[Beautiful Child 2]

...but at least we can all agree Sweet But Psycho > Stupid Love.

 

[RMK]

...but at least we can all agree Sweet But Psycho > Stupid Love.

No.

 

[matthew.]

...but at least we can all agree Sweet But Psycho > Stupid Love.

Nn this is chaotic.

 

[GimmeWork]

Nn this is chaotic.

 

[UncleDeSeanAli]

What the actual fuck.

 

[Sanctuary]

"Small Talk" is burdened by being the landmark of her career where attaining commercial success was officially over the hill as a possibility and no longer a realistic achievement. Harleys at least gets to exist in the space where it is free of such assumption.

But even then, it's really:
Never Really Over: 8/10
Harleys In Hawaii: 6/10
Small Talk: 4/10

 

[Sprockrooster]

"Small Talk" is burdened by being the landmark of her career where attaining commercial success was officially over the hill as a possibility and no longer a realistic achievement. Harleys at least gets to exist in the space where it is free of such assumption.

But even then, it's really:
Never Really Over: 8/10
Harleys In Hawaii: 6/10
Small Talk: 4/10

Tea. I am so glad I am not alone in the not being swept by Never Really Over-camp.

 

[Laura Vanderbooben]

Tea. I am so glad I am not alone in the not being swept by Never Really Over-camp.

This from the high scorer for ME! and Senorita?!!??!