Britney Spears

[Dylan]

 

[Misty Circles]

I don't fuck with BAnon stuff, but this is one theory that actually seems to have a real ground to it. The voice comparison alone matches, but add to the fact that he also worked with legal teams... it tracks. Also it was always strange how sudden that relationship ended. The cheating story especially seemed strange at the time. I brought it up back in 2021 because of the Page Six story that came out:

I always thought he seemed the most decent and normal of her exes so wouldn't be surprised.

 

[QueenB]

I think a good approach for the movie would be having Britney herself on the movie kinda like a sit down interview narrating and then having the movie start wherever she wants to start narrating. A bit like Titanic with the old lady narrating and having flashbacks fff.

 

[blaze_dave]

Having Michelle Williams being the narrator within the film would be amazing.

 

[rymanzo]

I think a good approach for the movie would be having Britney herself on the movie kinda like a sit down interview narrating and then having the movie start wherever she wants to start narrating. A bit like Titanic with the old lady narrating and having flashbacks fff.

That sounds like the only way to tell this story. The story of her fame is so visually memorable to the public that it's going to be so hard to recreate some of the events given people will remember them so vividly. It's going to need real authenticity behind it to balance that out and adjust people's own recollections of events.

 

[Pure Shores]

“Lonely” is so “What About” by Janet, still sounds incredible today!

 

[VicePresidentJocasta]

 

[Madaboutmusic]

What an achievement! A debut solo single from the 90s, by a teenager, hitting one billion streams. Also joining Toxic in the billions club.

A literal “that’s my …Baby and I’m really proud” moment.

 

[popzone]

Her streaming prowess has been impressive over the last few years. Toxic sitting at nearly 1.5 billion, while both Gimme More and Oops! are starting to close in on a billion.

 

[believeagain]

Like I know she’s huge but it is impressive when there doesn’t seem to be any team invested in her legacy at all.

 

[bryan89]

If Spotify manages to convince her to do one of those Billions Club videos... I'm dying.

 

[Hyrulian]

If Spotify manages to convince her to do one of those Billions Club videos... I'm dying.

*random picture of a fairy*

I just learned that I got a billion streams !!! They wanted me to do a video but I don't even know what a stream is !!! They stopped selling CDs so I don't even listen to new music anymore .... sorry not sorry!!! The last album I bought was a Selena Gomez album ... I loved that album !!! You know what they say though, never meet your idols because they will disappoint you !!! JUST SAYING

Pss what is everyone reading right now

 

[blaze_dave]

If Spotify manages to convince her to do one of those Billions Club videos... I'm dying.

Or just get "superfans" to lip sync her video...

 

[chasingthepast]

Or just get "superfans" to lip sync her video...

This iconic mess!

 

[bryan89]

*random picture of a fairy*

I just learned that I got a billion streams !!! They wanted me to do a video but I don't even know what a stream is !!! They stopped selling CDs so I don't even listen to new music anymore .... sorry not sorry!!! The last album I bought was a Selena Gomez album ... I loved that album !!! You know what they say though, never meet your idols because they will disappoint you !!! JUST SAYING

Pss what is everyone reading right now

I'm dying because I actually pictured it and its 100% spot on.

 

[Vasilios]

I actually think Britney is obsessed with streaming. You just know her playlist of certain 15 songs is popping.

 

[La Toya]

Or just get "superfans" to lip sync her video...

Being a Britney fan is excruciating.

We should have all collectively refused to do let anyone do that.

 

[blaze_dave]

Being a Britney fan is excruciating.

We should have all collectively refused to do let anyone do that.

To have this amount of confidence (and delusion) is something to be admired, I guess!

 

[Runawaywithme]

I was submitting a play script to a call out today and had to provide a pseudonym. I panicked since I left it too the literal last second and just wrote Jayden Preston.

 

[Mr.Arroz]

Or just get "superfans" to lip sync her video...

Oh wow. I had never clicked 'play' until today. I feel such regret