Re: Mika and Amy Winehouse gone to the dumper! I really like ''The Girls'' (after initially thinking it was crap) but to be honest, I can''t really see Calvin going for any Vanessa Feltz types. Anyway, I don''t find that patronising but I do find it clever song to maximise his target audience. Buy Calvin''s music and he will shag you, it doesen''t matter if you look like Carole from Big Brother! I can''t be arsed talking about Mika''s sexuality but I would like to echo what Popjustice and other members have said about it. Very patronising.