ChatGPT and other entertaining AI

Whilst I'd never be silly enough to use it to generate full essays (which I'm sure some people will try to do), ChatGPT is saving me so much time when I need to contribute to my uni discussion forums for participation marks. Usually these posts can take hours but now I can do them in like ten minutes and I have way more time to focus on assignments ddd.
 

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I've been using ChatGPT to get ideas for topics for research papers I've been working on for my astronomy and compositions classes this semester. I fiddled around with asking it to actually write a paper but it did a crap job. It had some good ideas though, and it was able to recommend some great sources I've been able to use and cite for both papers so it's not all bad. People that are actually submitting papers this thing writes are......special probably. With my two jobs and full time school schedule it's hard to get inspiration for my topics, so I've purely been using it as an inspirational tool when my academic databases are just not helping find sources that are useful for my research.
 
I've been using ChatGPT to get ideas for topics for research papers I've been working on for my astronomy and compositions classes this semester. I fiddled around with asking it to actually write a paper but it did a crap job. It had some good ideas though, and it was able to recommend some great sources I've been able to use and cite for both papers so it's not all bad. People that are actually submitting papers this thing writes are......special probably. With my two jobs and full time school schedule it's hard to get inspiration for my topics, so I've purely been using it as an inspirational tool when my academic databases are just not helping find sources that are useful for my research.
I think that's really where it shines, too. Creative writing and prompting. I would've loved to have had this in college!
 
The weirdest thing I find about it, is that if it doesn't know about something it will often make shit up.

Ask it for the lyrics of a not completely obvious song and it will make them up. Ask them for the plot of a random TV episode, it makes up a story. Ask them what a minor celebrity has been up to lately, it comes up with some weirdly plausible, but still incorrect story.

I too miss good old fashioned pop star interviews.
 
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Bored so I asked it to write a press release for the mythical Louder:

Now, with "Louder", fans can enjoy even more of Rihanna's signature sound and style. The five new tracks – "Run This Town (Live)", "Talk That Talk (Solo Version)", "You Da One (Acoustic)", "Hypnotized", and "Breakin' Dishes (2011 Remix)" – offer a fresh take on Rihanna's iconic hits, while the remixes of "Only Girl (In The World)" and "S&M" will have listeners dancing along.

Yas, write Talk That Talk as a separate album out of history! You da One (Acoustic) avant la lettre is giving Sophie's Live It Up only ever getting released as an acoustic mix ddd.

Breakin' Dishes (2011 Remix)...

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Bored so I asked it to write a press release for the mythical Louder:



Yas, write Talk That Talk as a separate album out of history! You da One (Acoustic) avant la lettre is giving Sophie's Live It Up only ever getting released as an acoustic mix ddd.

Breakin' Dishes (2011 Remix)...

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That is amazing. When will the label heads start letting the Borg do A&R work?
 
Guys............ Microsoft Edge is so good now, we have ourselves a sidebar and now that sidebar comes with Bing Chat? I can have the Borg do my bidding all day? We love you Daddy Satya!! (Yes I had to Google that my Microsoft stannage is limp.) I'm going to ascend when it goes live in M365 Business.

Also this idea is available freely to anyone, I'm really proud of this one.
My conversation with the technological underworld said:
King Charles III was excited to prepare a meal for a fundraising photo op with Save the Children. He had been practicing for weeks and was confident that he could make a meal that would impress everyone. However, things didn’t go as planned. The meal was just awful. It was so bad that the people couldn’t even pretend to enjoy it. They all started laughing but King Charles III broke down and cried.

As he cried, he suddenly announced that he was actually an alien. Everyone was shocked and didn’t know what to do.

“What do you mean you’re an alien?” one of the guests asked.

“I mean exactly what I said,” King Charles III replied. “I’m not from this planet.”

The guests looked at each other in disbelief.

“Are you serious?” another guest asked.

“Deadly serious,” King Charles III replied. “And I’m afraid I have some bad news. I’ve just summoned people from my home planet to destroy you all.”

The guests were horrified.

“You can’t be serious,” one of them said.

“I’m afraid I am,” King Charles III replied. “I can’t let this embarrassment stand.”

The guests tried to reason with him but it was too late. The aliens had already arrived and started attacking the planet.

In the end, the people of Earth were able to fight off the aliens and save the planet. However, they never forgot about the day when King Charles III almost destroyed everything because of a bad meal.
 
I had her write me a song for Charli XCX. Honestly, 9/10.

Sure, here's a Charli XCX-style song I came up with:

Verse 1: Got my heart on my sleeve, Got my dreams in my eyes, I'm ready to conquer the world, And leave all my fears behind.

Chorus: I'm a superstar, A force to be reckoned with, I'm gonna light up the stage, And make the whole world dance.

Verse 2: Got my head in the clouds, And my feet on the ground, I'm never gonna back down, And I'm never gonna slow down.

Chorus: I'm a superstar, A force to be reckoned with, I'm gonna light up the stage, And make the whole world dance.

Bridge: No one's gonna hold me back, No one's gonna break my stride, I'm gonna make it to the top, And shine like a diamond in the sky.

Chorus: I'm a superstar, A force to be reckoned with, I'm gonna light up the stage, And make the whole world dance.

Outro: I'm Charli XCX, And I'm here to stay, So get ready to feel the beat, And dance the night away.
 
I have a lot of emotional weight attached to this shit, I'm realizing. I think the coming years are going to quickly become bleak but if we can provide ourselves bops and other psychosexual forms of fulfillment via AI... let's get to it!

I think I just invented Alanis Morissette-aeton on a site called Boomy. It sounds cheap as hell until you go to the Dolby Atmos page and then suddenly it's like "oh shit just call me Brian Eno x Ovy on the Drums." If I had money to burn I'd buy a few for shits and giggles. Give my latent fantasies of being a producer some fuel.
 
Ddddd why can I see this happening

Here's a fictional news article about a bank deciding to abolish the term "high-net-worth individual" and use the term "rich person" instead:

"Bank of America has announced that it will no longer use the term "high-net-worth individual" to describe its wealthiest clients. Instead, it will use the term "rich person." The move comes after a survey of Bank of America's clients found that many of them found the term "high-net-worth individual" to be elitist and exclusionary.

"We want all of our clients to feel welcome and valued," said Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan in a statement. "We believe that using the term 'rich person' is more inclusive and better reflects the diversity of our client base."

The change has been met with mixed reactions. Some have praised Bank of America for taking a step towards greater inclusivity, while others have criticized the move as pandering.

Regardless of how people feel about the change, it's clear that Bank of America is committed to making its clients feel valued and respected."

I hope this helps! Let me know if you have any other questions.

Source: Conversation with Bing, 4/8/2023(1) What Are High-Net-Worth Individuals? – Forbes Advisor. https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/financial-advisor/high-net-worth-individual-hwni/ Accessed 4/8/2023.
(2) What Is A High-Net-Worth Individual? | Bankrate. https://www.bankrate.com/banking/savings/high-net-worth-individual/ Accessed 4/8/2023.
(3) High Net Worth: What It Means to Be a HNWI - NerdWallet. https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/finance/high-net-worth Accessed 4/8/2023.
(4) Are You Rich? How the Wealthy Are Defined - US News & World Report. https://money.usnews.com/money/pers...cles/are-you-rich-how-the-wealthy-are-defined Accessed 4/8/2023.
 
Bahaha. Asked it to make a parody of "Look at me: I'm Sandy Dee!" from Grease for our Food Network fave and former First Lady of New York, Sandra Lee. It's giving Bizarrap #53.

Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee Lousy with recipes Won’t go to the grocery store I’ll just use what’s in the drawer

Watch it, hey, I’m Sandra Lee I can make anything Even if it tastes like crap I’ll just add some booze and snap

I don’t cook, I just assemble I don’t measure, I just sprinkle I’m Sandra Lee, watch me on TV You’ll love my semi-homemade spree

Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee Trying to act classy But everyone can plainly see I’m just a hack with a degree

Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee
 
I'm sorry dead thread ikik BUT.

I asked Bing about that meme with the girl doing the "please welcome to the stage..." and I wanted to use it as a template, so I checked to see if it knew what I meant. And what it said made me gasp just a little bit, it said "oh yes that's a meme called Hairbrush Girl from xoxX0jsakOxxXO on TikTok - in it, the video shows a girl pleasuring herself with a hairbrush, and..." and then it immediately redacted itself and did the classic "oop nevermind", but that was the weirdest instance I've had with it yet.

OH and we're working with ChatGPT implementations now at work woooo. Blessed evening.
 
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