CHERYL COLE has found the perfect way to get her message across to numbnuts husband Ashley — with a four-letter rant in a new song.
The gorgeous Geordie has been in Los Angeles recording a new single with BLACK EYED PEAS star WILL.I.AM.
And not only is she dancing around looking fitter than ever and reminding Ashley what he is missing, she has a brilliant barbed line that should ring around the Chelsea love-rat’s empty head when he hears it.
Part of her vocals go: “You’ve been a f****** jerk!â€
And if you thought she was angry when she chinned that nightclub toilet attendant a few years ago, this lyric lashes out with even more venom.
Cheryl has been in Los Angeles shooting a new documentary for ITV2 called The Passions Of Girls Aloud.
The show is be based around each band member achieving something they have always wanted to do, other than pop music. In her section of the four-part series, Cheryl reveals her passion for street dancing.
Bandmates SARAH HARDING will be learning polo in Argentina, NICOLA ROBERTS will put on a fashion show and KIMBERLEY WALSH will take to the West End stage.
A source said: “For her documentary, Cheryl was originally just meant to be part of the dance troupe for Will.i.am’s song — but he asked her to do backing vocals.
“The track is called Heartbreaker — all about men treating their partners like dirt and cheating on them.
“Will sings a line admitting he has cheated and Cheryl sings back that he has been an effing jerk.
“Recording the vocal was quite cathartic for her. She used it to let off some steam.
When she sings the line, she really means it — no question.â€
And she’s right. Ashley has been a doughnut — but she is hardly practising what she preaches.
The word going around his friends and family is that she has already forgiven him.