CHERYL: Rate My Songs Pet WINNER REVEALED

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Cheryl ‘Just Cheryl’ Cole Tweedy Fernandez Versini is one of the UK’s most polarizing popstars, you have those who love her, those who hate her and those who will enjoy whichever of her singles in currently in the charts, but aren’t likely to sit through her discography. If you’re that type of fan, then this rate probably isn’t for you because the Cheryl: Rate My Songs Pet rate will involve rating each and every one of her solo songs – and yes, that does include the ones on Messy Little Raindrops. She’s Britain’s most successful solo female artist with five number one singles to her name, but will any of those singles claim the top spot? Or will the good people of Popjustice decide that one of her many other songs should take the crown? There’s only one way to find out…
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And it isn’t by fighting, because the last time Cheryl did that she found herself doing community service! No, of course it’s by rating each and everyone one of the songs in the next post!
 
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3 Words (2009)
3 Words (feat. will.i.am)
Parachute
Heaven (feat. will.iam)
Fight For This Love
Rain On Me
Make Me Cry
Happy Hour
Stand Up (feat. Taio Cruz)
Don’t Talk About This Love
Boy Like You (feat. will.i.am)
Heartbreaker (feat. will.iam)

Just Let Me Go
Didn’t I
Boys

Messy Little Raindrops (2010)
Promise This
Yeah Yeah (feat. Travie McCoy)
Live Tonight (feat. will.i.am)
The Flood
Amnesia
Everyone (feat. Dizzee Rascal)
Raindrops
Hummingbird
Better To Lie (feat. August Rigo)
Let’s Get Down (feat. will.i.am)
Happy Tears
Waiting


A Million Lights (2012)
Under The Sun
Call My Name
Craziest Things (feat. will.i.am)
Girl In The Mirror
A Million Lights
Screw You (feat. Wretch 32)
Love Killer
Ghetto Baby
Sexy Den A Mutha
Mechanics Of The Heart
All Is Fair
Boys Lie
One Thousand
Telescope
Last One Standing
Make You Go
Teddy Bear
I Like It
Dum Dum


Only Human (2014)
Live Life Now
It’s About Time
Crazy Stupid Love (feat. Tinie Tempah)
Waiting For Lightning
I Don’t Care
Only Human
Stars
Throwback
All In One Night
Goodbye Means Hello
Coming Up For Air (feat. Joel Compass)
Fight On
Yellow Love
Beats N Bass
Tattoo
Firecracker
I Won’t Break


*OPTIONAL TRACKS*
Check It Out (feat. will.iam, Nicki Minaj)
Only Human (Radio Mix)
Just Live

For those wishing to participate, all you need to do is rate the songs above by midnight on Tuesday 12th May! Half points are allowed, and everyone is allowed to give one song the all-important eleven! Commentary is also welcome! If enough people rate for the optional tracks they will be included in the proper rate, if not I will just announce where they would place!

Hope you all enjoy listening to what Mrs Fernandez Versini has to offer, and if you’re halfway through Messy Little Raindrops and feel like giving up, stick with it because her following albums are much better!
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RESULTS.

62. Raindrops (3.71875)
61. Let's Get Down feat. will.i.am (4.10938)
60. Boy Like You feat. will.i.am (4.71875)
59. Heartbreaker feat. will.iam (4.765625)
58. Better To Lie feat. August Rigo(4.859375)
57. Live Tonight feat. will.i.am (4.96875)
56. Heaven feat. will.i.am (5.09375)
55. Goodbye Means Hello (5.1875)
54. Beats N Bass (5.25)
53. Make Me Cry (5.390625)
52. Don't Talk About This Love (5.453125)
51. Coming Up For Air feat. Joel Compass (5.578125)
50. Yellow Love (5.59375)
49. Everyone feat. Dizzee Rascal (5.640625)
48. Tattoo (5.921875)
47. Happy Tears (5.9375)
46. Craziest Things feat. will.i.am (5.96875)
=43. I Won't Break (5.984375)
=43. Make You Go (5.984375)
=43. Hummingbird (5.984375)
42. Dum Dum (6.015625)
41. Love Killer (6.03125)
40. Just Let Me Go (6.15625)
 
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I just wanted to be the first to post and grovel at the feet of Cheryl.
 
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I haven't listened to Only Human yet but I might try and vote in this to (a) rightfully torpedo most of Messy Little Raindrops and (b) give either Fight For This Love or Call My Name the 11.
 
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Glad the 'mess' has the fewest tracks to rate. I'm very excited to start this.
 
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I'm trying to listen to 3 Words for the first time since, well, 2009. Heaven is a bit shit isn't it?

If I can make it through A Million Lights, I might vote in this, purely to give Parachute my 11.
 
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Being a French Canadian, I most certainly am not.

'Pet' is a Geordie (which is the name for the Newcastle accent and way of speaking, just so we're clear) term of endearment. 'How are you, pet?' 'What's the time, pet?'
 

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I'm trying to listen to 3 Words for the first time since, well, 2009. Heaven is a bit shit isn't it?

If I can make it through A Million Lights, I might vote in this, purely to give Parachute my 11.

'Heaven' is nice until will.i.am's part. *skull emoji*

Have fun getting through Messy Little Raindrops! Kisses!
 
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And I am done with '3 Words'

Album Average: 5.892 (With B-Sides) 5.863 (Without B-Sides)
Highest: 8.5 x 1, 8 x 2
Lowest: 1.5 x 1, 3.5 x 1

Discovery: Just Let Me Go

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Call My Name, I am also making sure to fill your inbox up with commentary, k boo?
 

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