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Confess something.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rainbow Trousers, Dec 20, 2016.

  1. For the first time in a long time, I really, really, really want love.
     
  2. I've been feeling like that myself recently, after years of being extremely happy alone.
     
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  3. Seriously, the other day we got the most delightful drizzle - just a nice, gentle, soft rain on a warm, sticky day - and I would have given anything to have someone pin me against a wall and just kiss me.
     
  4. I'm on my way.
     
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  5. I don't know how to ride a bike.
     
  6. Me neither. I wish I did, too.
     
    Fever, Rem, Dangerous Maknae and 7 others like this.
  7. I'm usually lonely.
     
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  8. I LEFT MY PORSCHE KEYS INSIDE MRS GLICK
     
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  9. Me three! I get the most confused looks from people when I tell them this.
     
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  11. I don't know how to whistle. I'm convinced my tongue and/or lips are defective or something.
     
    31entrance, Rem, aniraz and 7 others like this.
  12. And me six!

    Coincidence that we are all iconic too? I don't think so.
     
    Fever, Island, londonrain and 3 others like this.
  13. How are y'all going to ride dick bicycle like the good sis Nicki told you?
     
    Raichu, LP, send photo and 25 others like this.
  14. One time I ditched school and went to a nearby forrest and had a wank.
    I was so ashamed afterwards.
     
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  16. I can't fucking whistle either... and I've tried.
     
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  17. I was desperate for the bathroom once but everywhere I went was closed so I ran into a caravan showroom and made my boyfriend keep watch while I went in a demonstration motorhome, and then found there was no cassette installed so had to leave the toilet bowl full of piss.
     
  18. Oh.


    I'm a master pisser at outdoor gigs and festivals, an extra long shirt, a Mac round the waist, a quickly picked up pint cup...
    My friends don't even notice until they see me pouring something away.
    Us boys have it so much luckier when we're stood five hours in the sun infront of a stage.
     
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
  19. OMG, why hasn't this been made into a short film?
     
    MYCAL, Overdose, Rem and 11 others like this.
  20. Have you had sex with him? That would be the ULTIMATE revenge on your sister (saved for when you need it obvs).
     
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