COOCHIE SWELL: The Janet Jackson Discography Rate (RESULTS - #2 & WINNER!)

Favourite Janet album 1986-2001

  • Control

    Votes: 8 7.1%
  • Rhythm Nation 1814

    Votes: 29 25.9%
  • janet.

    Votes: 14 12.5%
  • The Velvet Rope

    Votes: 54 48.2%
  • All For You

    Votes: 7 6.3%

  • Total voters
    112
You can be mine is my second favourite cut from control and discipline / this body need not worry for part 2 as far as my vote goes
 
"Curtains" is the only song I would give -1. Oh, and "Discipline" too. DISTURBING STUFF.

Oh and "Strawberry Bounce" is a much nicer song until you figure out what "strawberry" means.
 
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'You Can Be Mine' 6.6 < creepy

Highest Score: 10 x 1 - @etienne
Lowest Score: 3 x 1 - @Aester

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evilsin (9) - This is giving me Madonna for it's cheeriness.
AshleyKerwin (6) - A bit of mediocrity that's confusingly placed in the middle of an iconic album.
CasperFan (9) - Could’ve been a single, but sounds too similar musically to the preceding track- good though!
Pop Gaz (6.5) - By the time I bought the album this, Funny How Time Flies and Doesn’t Even Know I’m Alive were the only songs I hadn’t heard, this is the better of the two that weren’t singles, but however is total filler, but above average filler, shame her vocal is very shrill, but great guitar work, a muscle Jam and Lewis never had the chance to flex much, which is a shame, because when they do the result are stellar.
WhatKindOfKylie? (8) - With all that feistiness, it's nice to have a cute little bubblegum pop number to sweeten things ups a little. Not the most remarkable cut off Control, but still nice and fun in it's own right.
Sprockrooster (7) - "If you want to be mine, better go on your job now" - she is definitely taking control and I am all here for it.
Ray (5) - New Kids On The Block ripped this off for "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" right? Or the other way round? I’m not a big fan of either, I’m afraid.
Br0dy (8) - The production is so 80s that it's either amazing or hilarious depending on my mood.
TRAVVV (8) - While certainly a weak link on the album, I love the simplicity of You Can Be Mine. With hit after hit after hit, it’s nice to a have a cute lil simple bop on the album.
weslicious (6) - A tad repetitive.

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Part II is already looking shook!

'Strawberry Bounce', 'Warmth', 'Moist', 'I'm Here', 'Love 2 Love', 'Take Care', 'This Body', 'Curtains', 'Discipline'...

Curtains is the only one of these I love, but I'm Here, This Body, Love 2 Love, Discipline, and to a lesser extent Take Care - all great.
 
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'Anything' 6.82

Highest Score: 10 x 1 - @kermit_the_frog
Lowest Score: 2 x 1 - @Markus1981

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evilsin (6) - Ooh, sensual.
AshleyKerwin (9) - I love this electronica cut. You can tell Janet really went into the genre. I don't mind its ambiance at all.
CasperFan (8) - Another sexy, atmospheric song- reminds me of Someday Is Tonight. After getting dirty with Rope Burn this is a more slow and sensual love making song.
Pop Gaz (5.5) - This is just so very boring compared with what has come before, sweet, but dull.
WhatKindOfKylie? (3) - One of the most forgettable songs of a near flawless album. It's not terrible, but it just feels like it is slightly inferior compared to the rest of this magical masterpiece.
Sprockrooster (7) - Some of the vocal parts are a bit cringe, but overall this still is plush.
Ray (8.5) - The chords in the chorus bump it from okay to fantastic.
mrdonut (9) - Seductive, sensual and classy
weslicious (6) - A 'meh' moment unfortunately.

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Hmmm gorgeous song but not surprised it has left now- so many bops to come, but still think a few All For You tracks could be trimmed.
 

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