COOCHIE SWELL: The Janet Jackson Discography Rate (RESULTS - #2 & WINNER!)

Favourite Janet album 1986-2001

  • Control

    Votes: 8 7.1%
  • Rhythm Nation 1814

    Votes: 29 25.9%
  • janet.

    Votes: 14 12.5%
  • The Velvet Rope

    Votes: 54 48.2%
  • All For You

    Votes: 7 6.3%

  • Total voters
    112
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'Anything' 6.82

Highest Score: 10 x 1 - @kermit_the_frog
Lowest Score: 2 x 1 - @Markus1981

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evilsin (6) - Ooh, sensual.
AshleyKerwin (9) - I love this electronica cut. You can tell Janet really went into the genre. I don't mind its ambiance at all.
CasperFan (8) - Another sexy, atmospheric song- reminds me of Someday Is Tonight. After getting dirty with Rope Burn this is a more slow and sensual love making song.
Pop Gaz (5.5) - This is just so very boring compared with what has come before, sweet, but dull.
WhatKindOfKylie? (3) - One of the most forgettable songs of a near flawless album. It's not terrible, but it just feels like it is slightly inferior compared to the rest of this magical masterpiece.
Sprockrooster (7) - Some of the vocal parts are a bit cringe, but overall this still is plush.
Ray (8.5) - The chords in the chorus bump it from okay to fantastic.
mrdonut (9) - Seductive, sensual and classy
weslicious (6) - A 'meh' moment unfortunately.

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I think this song suffers from being tacked at the end of the album, but it's just magical and ethereal. It's a song that you can appreciate better as a standalone. Whoops Now still ain't better than this.
 
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'What's it Gonna Be?! (With Busta Rhymes)' 6.57

Highest Score: 10 x 4 - @Elysium, @Ray, @Rei Ayanami, @Remorque, @Touchofmyhand
Lowest Score: 0 x 1 - @WhatKindOfKylie?

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Ray (10) - Everything about this is perfect.
mrdonut (8) - The production throughout this stylish oddity is exceedingly impressive. It’s just such a shame she teamed up with a complete arsehole
Sprockrooster (1) - Have a point for that video, but that song is horrible. I always had difficulty with Busta's vocal sound, but even Janet doesnot even shine through.
WhatKindOfKylie? (0) - Knows this a big fan favourite, but I just don't find this one appealing at all. Sorry!
Pop Gaz (8.5) - Not my usual bag, but I do love this, Busta’s verses as well as Janet’s chorus. It has that uncomfortable feeling (with disjointed backing track and singing) but it actually works with the song. Extra points for how fierce she is in the video.
CasperFan (8) - The stuttery production of the album version irritates a little but the Soul Society remix (which should’ve been the single mix) is amazing, funky and a complete bop!
AshleyKerwin (6.5) - I put this on my "After Aaliyah" playlist.
evilsin (8) - Wait, what? Make your body cream? Other than that the song is pretty dope, although Busta kinda just there for me, like an unseen/unheard transition from one chorus to another.
weslicious (8) - My highish score is more for the video than the song, but wow, what a video!

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WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS.

I leave this thread for 2 DAYS and this TRAVESTY occurs.

The chorus is amazing you monsters :(
 
Do you know what the most gutting thing is about virus-gate, I lost all the work I had done ready for part 2. The covers I made for the Unbreakable era were so good!!!! *sobs*

Anyhoo today will be a mixed bag of eliminations.
 
Nooooooo – I know how it feels to lose all the work and have to re-do it and I am so sorry for your loss @P'NutButter... Having had experiences like those is why I have three backups of everything, including a drive that is in a drawer and I update that backup once a month.
 
I'm actually not surprised to see Velvet Rope get so many early cuts. Even though it's one of my faves, I have to admit it is one of the most imbalanced albums. It has so many 10's probably more than any other album, but it also has a lot of filler.
 
That really sucks @P'NutButter I didn't even know computer viruses were still a thing.

Yeah it was that recent Ransomware that attacked the NHS etc, It basically encrypted 99% of my hard drive,so I had to start mostly from scratch.

So I've been stressed the last month, but I caught up with it and it's good now.

Right, another elimination?...





































































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'70's Love Groove' 6.83

Highest Score: 10 x 4 - @Ray, @Rei Ayanami, @WhatKindOfKylie?, @Touchofmyhand
Lowest Score: 1 x 1 - @lalaclairi_

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Pop Gaz (8) - I’m going to overshare the fact that in my straight days I once helped a girl “sing” along to the ending of this song, and she hit every note! <blushes> Great song!
tylerc904 (6.5) - Though it seemed she had the slow-jam/baby-making tunes mastered in the 90's, she definitely lost her touch once the millennium rang in. This is strong, and surprisingly evocative.
WhatKindOfKylie? (10) - Old skool realness, and cleverly combines I think, the soulful sounds of the 70's and the RNB grooves of the 90's all into one. And now way over 20 years on, is still practically perfection.
Sprockrooster (9) - So much better than it's A-side. In fact, so much better than it's parent album. Bless spotify for this being one of the few b-sides that is on there. They know what to put on.
Ray (10) - OH MY GOD how good this is. I can’t believe it wasn’t on the album.
evilsin (5) - Kinda sleep inducing, at least it's relaxing.
AshleyKerwin (6.5) - If someone else had this, everyone would love it. I don't know what I think of the song.
CasperFan (8.5) - Another sexy, sultry hypnotic slow jam. Gorgeous!
weslicious (9) - Plush (promo)

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