Create the ULTIMATE Album for your fave

So imagine instead of your fave having the long and prosperous career they inevitably have had, they instead have had a Lauryn Hill type career and have only released ONE album. What songs would you pick to be on it if it's the only album they ever released in this alternative universe?

It's kinda like a Greatest Hits I suppose, but feel free to ignore any hits you hate and to include any B-sides you love, and put it in album form. If you're that enthused, why not even choose the singles!?

SO this is Queen B's one and only album:

1. Crazy In Love (feat. Jay-Z)
2. Creole
3. Get Me Bodied (Extended)
4. Freakum Dress
5. Irreplaceable
6. Resentment
7. End Of Time
8. Baby Boy (feat. Sean Paul)
9. Save The Hero
10. Halo
11. Single Ladies
12. A Woman Like Me
13. Schoolin Life
14. Countdown
15. Run The World
16. Love On Top

Singles:
1. Crazy In Love
2. Single Ladies
3. Irreplaceable
(Album Release)
4. Get Me Bodied (Extended)
5. Resentment
6. Schoolin Life


It becomes the most successful album of all time selling in excess of 100 billion copies, and every single is #1 for two years

 

Ooft, I'm definitely going to get cracking on making my ultimate version of I Am... Dangerously In Love with Sasha Fierce's 4th B'Day.

 

Björk

Army Of Me (Sucker Punch Remix)
Jóga
Enjoy
Pagan Poetry
Desired Constellation
Mutual Core
Sod Off
Pneumonia
Scary
Headphones
Virus (Hudson Mohawke Peaches And Guacamol Remix)
All Is Full Of Love (Video Version)
Harm Of Will
The Anchor Song

Each track is released as a single and they dominate the top 14 for 500 years.

 

SAINT ETIENNE - THE MISEDUCATION OF SAINT ETIENNE

1 Woodcabin
2 Sylvie
3 Girl VII
4 Sycamore
5 Marble Lions
6 Red Setter
7 Absolute Beginners
8 Kiss And Make Up
9 Tonight
10 Stars Above Us
11 Spring (Beta mix)
12 He's On The Phone
13 Hobart Paving
14 Finisterre
15 Method of Modern Love (Richard X mix)

Singles: Kiss And Make Up, Stars Above Us, He's On The Phone, Sylvie. All miss the top 40.

 

The Saturdays - Higher

1. Get Ready Get Set
2. Not Giving Up
3. White Lies
4. Karma
5. What About Us
6. Faster
7. Chasing Lights
8. Keep Her
9. My Heart Takes Over
10. Gentlemen
11. Notorious
12. Disco Love
13. Lose Control
14. All Fired Up
15. Ego
16. Higher

Singles
1. Higher
2. White Lies
(Album Release)
3. Keep Her
4. Get Ready Get Set
5. Faster

 

Britney Spears

...Baby One More Time
Circus
Stronger
Early Mornin' (Jason Nevins Mix)
He About To Lose Me (Femme Fatale Tour - Studio)
Don't Go Knockin' On My Door
Everytime
Unusual You
Piece Of Me
Cinderella
Womanizer (X-Factor Remix)
(You Drive Me) Crazy (The Stop Remix)
Abroad
Touch Of My Hand
Breathe On Me
Gimmie More
Toxic
Can't Make You Love Me
Dear Diary

- long ass album.

 

Lady Gaga

Bad Romance
Sexxx Dreams
Poker Face
Bad Kids
Paparazzi
Government Hooker
Americano
Born This Way
Judas
Do What You Want (feat. R.Kelly)
Alejandro
Dance In The Dark
You and I
Speechless
Heavy Metal Lover
Marry The Night
Applause
Gypsy
The Edge Of Glory

Singles
Born This Way
Bad Romance
Gypsy
Speechless
Dance In The Dark
Marry The Night

 

Sarah Harding - One Woman Army

1. Pretty Little Psycho ( Porcelain Black Cover)
2. Mannequin Factory ( Porcelain Black Cover)
3. Naughty Naughty ( Porcelain Black Cover)
4. How Do You Love Someone Featuring Professor Green ( Porcelain Black Cover)
5. Rich Boi ( Porcelain Black Cover)
6. Mama Forgive Me ( Porcelain Black Cover)
7. One Woman Army ( Porcelain Black Cover)
8. Pretty Little Psycho ( Porcelain Black Cover)
9. Trouble (Neon Jungle Cover)
10. Addicted to Love ( Robert Palmer Cover)

 

GaGa

01. "Bad Romance"
02. "Born This Way"
03. "Just Dance"
04. "Aura"
05. "Telephone"
06. "Government Hooker"
07. "Poker Face"
08. "G.U.Y."
09. "Heavy Metal Lover"
10. "Fashion of His Love"
11. "Hair"
12. "ARTPOP"
13. "Paparazzi"
14. "Eh Eh"
15. "Americano"
16. "Alejandro"
17. "Judas"
18. "Swine"
19. "Gypsy"
20. "Summerboy"

 

Lady Gaga

1. Manifesto Of Mother Monster (Intro)
2. Bad Romance
3. Scheiße
4. Bloody Mary
5. So Happy I Could Die
6. Paparazzi
7. MANiCURE
8. Dirty Ice Cream
9. Sexxx Dreams
10. Dance In The Dark
11. Venus
12. Heavy Metal Lover
13. Alejandro
14. Poker Face
15. The Edge Of Glory

 

YES

 

Interesting thread, I'll be doing a Gaga one at some point...

 

LEONA LEWIS

1. Brave
2. Bleeding Love
3. Love Letter
4. Collide
5. Outta My Head
6. Glassheart
7. Come Alive
8. Don't Let Me Down
9. I See You
10. Run
11. Better In Time
12. Fingerprint
13. Colourblind
14. Alive
15. Fireflies

KELLY CLARKSON

1. Since You Been Gone
2. I Do Not Hook Up
3. Take Me High
4. I Forgive You
5. Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
6. Gone
7. You Can't Win
8. The War Is Over
9. Sober
10. Run Run Run
11. People Like Us
12. You Found Me
13. Addicted
14. Already Gone
15. Behind These Hazel Eyes
16. Catch My Breath
17. Breakaway

 

CHERYL
1. Intro
2. Live Life Now
3. Waiting
4. Heaven
5. 3 Words
6. Rain On Me
7. Waiting For Lightning
8. Promise This
9. Firecracker
10. Fight For This Love
11. Crazy Stupid Love
12. Call My Name
13. Sexy Den A Mutha
14. I Don't Care

Singles being Call My Name, Sexy Den A Mutha, Waiting and I Don't Care.

 

Shania Twain

1. Man! I Feel Like A Woman!
2. Up!
3. Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)
4. Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
5. Any Man Of Mine
6. You're Still The One
7. Forever And For Always
8. C'est La Vie
9. Whatever You Do! Don't!
10. When
11. Honey, I'm Home
12. Come On Over
13. From This Moment On

Having typed this up, I realised that Come On Over is a pretty much perfect album anyway and can't really be improved, but oh well. Up! deserves some more love.

 

Perhaps of a slightly different flavour. This is basically my playlist for these guys.

The Triffids - Between Ourselves and the End at Hand
1. Wide Open Road
2. Red Pony
3. Blinder By the Hour
4. Chicken Killer
5. Hell of a Summer
6. The Seabirds
7. Butterflies Into Worms
8. Lonely Stretch
9. Bury Me Deep In Love
10. Hanging Shed
11. Tarrilup Bridge
12. Once a Day
13. A Trick of the Light
14. Jerdacuttup Man
15. Just Might Fade Away
16. Goodbye Little Boy
17. Rosevel
18. New Years' Greetings
19. Better Off This Way
20. Save What You Can

 

1. Sexy! No No No
2. Close To Love
3. Girl Overboard
4. Call The Shots
5. Untouchable
6. Graffiti My Soul
7. The Show
8. Intro/Models
9. Biology
10. Wild Horses
11. Watch Me Go
12. Control of the Knife
13. Swinging London Town
14. Sound of the Underground

*imagine*

 

Selena Gomez

1. The Heart Wants What It Wants (With Intro)
2. Middle Of Nowhere
3. My Dilemma
4. A Year Without Rain
5. Who Says
6. Off The Chain
7. Slow Down
8. Naturally
9. Falling Down
10. Undercover
11. Spotlight
12. Nobody Does It Like You
13. Love You Like A Love Song
14. Birthday